Thanks, that's oddly reassuring. Like being told in the middle of a tornado that your tie is still straight. although, in my case, that would be a worry as I haven't worn a tie for five years.
So, summing up, the perceived wisdom is:-
DON'T leave it on the side stand
DON'T start the engine
DON'T change gear
DON'T Rev it up
DO use axle grease instead of engine oil.
Is there anything I've missed?
Is it alright to just look at it dreamily while polishing it?
DON'T use it?

Hence a service life of 50k miles.