I think the Janitor needs to create a sub forum called "Oil"
In it, we could put all the info gleaned over the years, the anecdotal evidence, The expert wisdom from these hallowed grounds.
It would beome the mecca of oil, the shining beacon against despair, light in the darkness of visocity.
Members would feel empowered, confident that upon entering the hallowed portal
asking questions in hushed tones would be scorn and derision free.
There burdens would be lifted, they woud have there fevered brows bathed from the well of crude,
they would know there syntrax's from there hypoids, and they could offer praise to the lord of multigrade.
Obviously, to do this would need a moderator who could step up to the chalange, able to lead through the sea of Ep140
and deliver a clean velvety smooth experiance.
I think Tarka would fit the bill admiradbly

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His succincteness and charming witt, portray all that is required to hold the bastion of power in such hallowed grounds