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[Voyager]

Do you fancy this one then Johnny ?

(Alex was at the "Tartan Arms Pub" in Bannockburn . . just in case you were wondering).

 

[Deleted account rno]

A Salmon Tart? That's a delicacy eaten only by toffs in Blairgowrie...


...or am I thinking about a fishcake

 

[Cookson]

I know people generally put on a bit of weight when they pack in the tabs.

But FFS Johnny, you need to do summat about them chins.

 

[G.C.]

The crockery is from the Buckingham Windsor range.

Wish I didnt know that

 

[Coolcarbon]

The crockery is from the Buckingham Windsor range.

Does that mean he knicked from Madge....

 

[SpyInTheCamp]

The crockery is from the Buckingham Windsor range.

Wish I didnt know that

Hmmm .... attention to detail .... taking an interest in crockery .... pink shirts ....

 

[Uinneag]

Chust back fae Stein I'm scratchin ma heid

FFS I'm thinkin O' a response

 

[Uinneag]

Salmond enchanted evening
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