Please forgive me...can I come back in????

[Fanum]

Please please please with a cherry on top??

I promise I'll learn to reel, I'll deep fry all my food and I'll try and talk so that nobody who isn't pissed as a fart or a caveman can understand me, but please, let me in!!

Even I deserve sanctuary from THIS!!!!

 

[freeloader]

You can get free parking up here too.

And I saw someone on a GS the other day.


You're not safe anywhere...

 

[Deleted account rno]

Please please please with a cherry on top??

I promise I'll learn to reel, I'll deep fry all my food and I'll try and talk so that nobody who isn't pissed as a fart or a caveman can understand me, but please, let me in!!

Even I deserve sanctuary from THIS!!!!

I saw a big, daft lookin' ginger fecker hanging from a rope on a tree.

Was it you?

 

[Uinneag]

Please please please with a cherry on top??

I promise I'll learn to reel, I'll deep fry all my food and I'll try and talk so that nobody who isn't pissed as a fart or a caveman can understand me, but please, let me in!!

Even I deserve sanctuary from THIS!!!!

I better translate for the SS trooperoos

Haw ya ****s I ken I wis wrang but ye can still get it up ye!!

Tell whit I'll dae as soon as ave feenished ma roll n mince
Huv ye seen yon fudge nudgers doon in East Angular whit a bunch o borin FEB's

Can ah come oot an play ah'll even let ye use ma schoolie bag as a goalie post

 

[Keith Chapman]

I better translate for the SS tropperoos

Haw ya cnuts I ken I wis wrang but ye can still get it up ye!!

Tell whit I'll dae as soon as ave feenished ma roll n mince
Huv ye seen yon fudge nudgers doon in East Angular whit a bunch o borin FEB's

Can ah come oot an play ah'll even let ye use ma schoolie bag as a goalie post

onyack

 

[D6]

i like it better up her too, the class of people is much higher
i can nearly understand what you say (sometimes ) too
it is more fun up here though,,,, isnt it, fannums right
ill even change my name to mcdigger?

 

[wully]

Haw Johnny- it's jist like hame in here noo fur ye eh?

Full 'o FEB's

 

[Klanky]

Even I deserve sanctuary from THIS!!!!

Fanum, have a look here: http://www.iosea.co.uk/selling_buying_homes.shtml

I think there's a nice house for sale next door to some couple who's just opened a B&B...

 

[STUBBS]

dont forget your passport

 

[Ogmios]

I saw a big, daft lookin' ginger fecker hanging from a rope on a tree.

Was it you?

bollox.
suppose i'll have to adopt his cat now.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

I gotta say it, I think it is better in here, the pub is full of middle class fairies who get offended at the slightest thing, plus it has a 'gay' in there now.....
Can I join your gang to please.....

See how long this lasts before some PC twat who is confused about 'it`s' fecking sexuality deletes it!!!

 

[Sir James]

I gotta say it, I think it is better in here, the pub is full of middle class fairies who get offended at the slightest thing

Can I join your gang to please.....

Me to , 1st Dibs Please

EDIT ... Middle class wannabe's you mean , they show their true colours after a drink

Negative equity , whats all that about

 

[Deleted account W]

Me to , 1st Dibs Please

Have you been bestowed the title of honorary Scotsman? Did you get the sword of Oon treatment?

I did for services to Scotland on foreign shores

 

[robmack]

Have you been bestowed the title of honorary Scotsman? Did you get the sword of Oon treatment?

I did for services to Scotland on foreign shores

I see you'r living up to the title bestowed a'pon you
Ya grumpy auld basturt.

 

[Sir James]

Have you been bestowed the title of honorary Scotsman? Did you get the sword of Oon treatment?

I did for services to Scotland on foreign shores

My Nans a WEB onyack

Ups , i meant Scottish type .............

Any ways i'm a Knight so there Butter Ball ......

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Me to , 1st Dibs Please

EDIT ... Middle class wannabe's you mean , they show their true colours after a drink

Necative equity , whats all that about

I fecking hate the chunts with a passion, they all need stringing up by the bollocks, give `en sumptin to think about, spoilt bastards.

 

[Deleted account rno]

Folk wi' a bit o' balls and passion are always welcome in here

Helps if they're half daft as well so you two feckers will fit in nicely

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Well bollox to it, I have tried with the lingo, but it is too shite too understand and my life is too short to learn, so bollox to ya all......

 

[Klanky]

Well bollox to it, I have tried with the lingo, but it is too shite too understand and my life is too short to learn, so bollox to ya all......

I say, it awight chaps, he's jolly well gorn orf.....we can drop the accents now!

 

[Uinneag]

Nae wunner the ginger winger wanted oot o there it's deeder than a deed hing