Rally of Discovery in Northumberland

[Jockser]

I was going to do a wee write up about last weekends trip to the Rally of Discovery that Daithi & myself attended.

Jockser

Daithi

But it was all sh1te -

The weather was sh1te:

The scenery was sh1te:

The roads were sh1te:

The tracks were sh1te:

But worst of all, we were stressed out on Saturday:

And very stressed on Sunday:

 

[Aidan1150]

I don't know why you bothered. Looks pure shite to me.

 

[davidgibson999]

What an awful time you two had.

 

[flash of the gap]

where the fcuk does daithi put all the grub looks like a brill week end rally of discovery huh the only thing you dicovered was that your another year older

 

[Jockser]

I don't know why you bothered.

It was just so Daithi could get out on his bike. You know how seldom he gets out

What an awful time you two had.

David, you've no idea. I almost got sunburnt FFS

where the fcuk does daithi put all the grub

Not a notion. But it's a full time job finding cake places in the wilds of Northumberland, let me tell you

the only thing you dicovered was that your another year older

Feck off. I'm like Daithi - I get younger every birthday

 

[Daithi]

Feck off. I'm like Daithi - I get younger every birthday

I think you must mean "less grown up".


Brilliant craic in the hotel with singing, drinking and even a few people dancin.onyack

As for the tracks and roads, amazing!

I didn't think the "mainland" would look nearly as great as our own place.

It was without doubt the best weekend on a bike ever.

 

[(RIP) petcul]

I was going to do a wee write up about last weekends trip to the Rally of Discovery that Daithi & myself attended.

Jockser

Daithi

But it was all sh1te -

The weather was sh1te:

The scenery was sh1te:

The roads were sh1te:

The tracks were sh1te:

But worst of all, we were stressed out on Saturday:

And very stressed on Sunday:

Jockser, I don't know how you have the cheek to put up these photoshopped images and say you were in Northumberland. For a start the scenery is not at all like that, it's flat and boring. There are NO tracks or trails to speak of and for sure anybody who knows the place knows that the images are a con. It ALWAYS rains here.

He's having you on Tossers. I'd avoid the place if I were you. I can't, I have to live here.

 

[Jockser]

Jockser, I don't know how you have the cheek to put up these photoshopped images and say you were in Northumberland. For a start the scenery is not at all like that, it's flat and boring. There are NO tracks or trails to speak of and for sure anybody who knows the place knows that the images are a con. It ALWAYS rains here.

He's having you on Tossers. I'd avoid the place if I were you. I can't, I have to live here.

Bugger, I've been rumbled. The local tourist board asked me to 'talk up' the place but I wasn't expecting a local to 'out' me

He's right folks - stay away, nothing to see here

 

[Aidan1150]

Who's that on your bike JR?

I only ask as that person looks much too slim to be you.

 

[Jockser]

Who's that on your bike JR?

I only ask as that person looks much too slim to be you.

That was taken before all the 'tea' breaks

 

[Borderraider]

He's having you on Tossers. I'd avoid the place if I were you. I can't, I have to live here.

Me too

Good advice Peter