Servicing in the North East

Well now fellows.....

I spend a fair few hours in the company of Aberdeenshire fermers every week at the shoots, and for an Englishman consider myself an adept in Doric...I even know where the 'broch' and 'bloo toon' are situated...but Jim has given us a masterclass!!

Except surely it should be..'....or furryboot....'?
 
Here an this loon wis only efter a tip o a boy who cin spanner weell.

Thanks for all the info (and the chat) very helpful and quite amusing too.
 
Only one place to go up here and its the KEITH Garage, not surprisingly in Keith. He is good and owns some BMs himself.

Plus one for Keith garage, have worked on my gsa and currently have my airhead in the shop. They know airheads inside out, guy owns a few and restores them. Ditched Harry Fairbarn following appalling service, it's Keith garage now if I ever need work done on a BMW. Willie Youngs in Elgin is the man for MOTs and tyres.
 
Jags,
Delboy777 says "he does his own servicing because he's a god with spanners so he doesn't have to pay anyone else to do it for him. However if anyone needs advice re: garages which do that sort of thing then he's more than happy to help out.
 
Weel deen John Armstrong, could you help me out with.......................

1: Fen I wis only ten year aul I left the pairish squeel,
Ma faither fee'd me tae the mains tae chaw his milk an meal;
I first pit on ma nerra breeks tae hap ma spinnle trams,
Syne bukkelt roon ma knappin knees a pair o nicky tams.

2: But first I got on for bailie loon an syne I got on for third,
An syne, of course, I hid tae get the horseman's grip an word;
A loaf o breid tae be ma piece, a bottle for drinkin drams,
Syne ye canna gang throw the calf-hoose door athout yer nicky tams.

3: The fairmer I am wi ay noo, he's wealthy but he's mean.
Though corn is cheap, his horse are thin, his harness fairly deen;
He gars us load oor cairts aye fu an his conscience has nae qualms,
When breist-straps brak there's naethin like a pair o nicky tams.

4: I'm coortin bonnie Annie noo, Rob Tamson's kitchie-deem,
She is five-and-forty an I but seiventeen;
She clairts a muckle piece tae me wi different kinds o jams,
Aye, an tells me ilkie nicht that she admires ma nicky tams.

5: Ae Sunday mornin I set doun, the kirkie for tae gang,
Ma collar it was unco ticht ma breeks were nane ower lang;
I had ma Bible in ma pooch, likewise ma buik o Psalms,
Fen Annie roart, "Ye muckle gype, tak aff yer nicky tams."

6: Though unco sweir, I took them aff, the lassie for tae please,
But aye ma breeks they lirket up aroon aboot ma knees;
A muckle wasp crawled up ma leg in the middle o the Psalms,
Aye, nivir again will I enter yon kirk athoot ma nicky tams.

7: I've affen thocht I'd like tae be a bobby on the force,
Or mebbe I'll get on the cars tae drive a pair o horse;
Fitever it's ma lot tae be, the bobbies or the trams,
I'll ne'er forget the happy days I wore ma nicky tams.

Are they referring to motorcycling padded jeans and etc ? :confused:
 
Gerard,
furryboot, is not the same as faraboot. Dive ee ken fir wai the Broch's kaad i Broch an' if ye div fit wai is Peterheid kaad i blue toon - affa raivlin' :-)
 
Jags,
Delboy777 says "he does his own servicing because he's a god with spanners so he doesn't have to pay anyone else to do it for him. However if anyone needs advice re: garages which do that sort of thing then he's more than happy to help out.

Chers min afae kind o ye tae big up ma pert.
 
Jags,
Delboy777 says "he does his own servicing because he's a god with spanners so he doesn't have to pay anyone else to do it for him. However if anyone needs advice re: garages which do that sort of thing then he's more than happy to help out.
dinna fash yersel mannie. i ken fine fit he said. i wis born in rhynie o parents fae alford an spent 22 eer in turra afore flittin doon tae lournie. am siventy noo an hinna lost the doric. in fact naebody doon iss wye kens fit am spikkin aboot. :D
 
Gerard,
furryboot, is not the same as faraboot. Dive ee ken fir wai the Broch's kaad i Broch an' if ye div fit wai is Peterheid kaad i blue toon - affa raivlin' :-)
i think the peterheed fouk are caad blue nosers an the brochers are caad puddlestinkers or ist the ither wye roon.
 
Gerard,
furryboot, is not the same as faraboot. Dive ee ken fir wai the Broch's kaad i Broch an' if ye div fit wai is Peterheid kaad i blue toon - affa raivlin' :-)

Weeel.....the broch......gaelic...A' Bhruaich...

Fraserborough fishers were known for the blue clothing, particularly their stockings...and became known as blommoganners, subsequently bluetooners.

But I suspect you knew all that....some of my best mates are fae Whitehills and thereabouts so I have received specialist training.

Places in Scotland often display 'odd' provenance....the main shop in Kirrie was Wm Low....remember them?....so readily became Willie Lows, then taken over by Tesco, now known locally as Willie Tesco. Go figure.

An interesting and informative hijack!
 
Weel deen jags, ma brither gid ti new zealand 20 eer ago, ah hinna a clue fit he's sayin noo. An ma breether-in-law's a scouser an' i pair oo's hiv ti spik in inglish afore wi can work oot fit gin on. Mineyou fin ahm spikin' ti untie lottie in the broch ah hiv ti ask her ti slow doon ur a mak shure ah hiv the grasp oo'it.
Roll-on hogmanay !
 
Weel deen jags, ma brither gid ti new zealand 20 eer ago, ah hinna a clue fit he's sayin noo. An ma breether-in-law's a scouser an' i pair oo's hiv ti spik in inglish afore wi can work oot fit gin on. Mineyou fin ahm spikin' ti untie lottie in the broch ah hiv ti ask her ti slow doon ur a mak shure ah hiv the grasp oo'it.
Roll-on hogmanay !

Aye en nae biddy will ken fit yer spikin aboot efter ye get a few swallies in.
 


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