SLOW PUNCTURE - HELP!

[Brian ROSEN]

Stop quarelling

Come on (s)pikey, you live in Dorset and he lives in S.Wales - you are practically neighbours; nip over there and give him a hand;

 

[Pukmeister]

Another potential UKGS'er forum newbie broken in gently.

 

[everywherevirtually]

You're wasting your time.
He says he's not coming back to this post.

Probably on to Inflatable Dolls Inc. customer services demanding to know why Mitzi went flat and spat at him with only 75 ****s on the clock.

Why does the 1200 attract the type of bloke who buys brown nylon slacks then complain like **** on the Internet when they get their dick caught in the zip.

I hope he'd appreciate my more mature attitude.

******

Pikey. you are my new best friend. Some quality responses there. You gave me a good laugh

If people ask stupid questions, they should expect to get stupid answers.

 

[everywherevirtually]

Another potential UKGS'er forum newbie broken in gently.

just toughening him up for the rough and tumble of UKGSER

 

[Pukmeister]

just toughening him up for the rough and tumble of UKGSER

I think the door must have hit the poor chap on the arse on his way out.

 

[alimey4u2]

The only stupid question is the one that's not asked...

 

[Carl]

The only stupid question is the one that's not asked...

wise words, old sage

 

[PhilBolton]

When I first posted on here I was met with sarcastic and unhelpful comments, and I was quite taken aback by it.
There does seem to a minority of folk who take pleasure in belittling others less experienced or different from themselves. Thankfully in the 2 years I've been posting, I have found it is a minority, And the vast majority are more than willing to help.
A reflection of the wider world then, he says philosophically, and then shuts up.

To the original poster (Dave I think) Welcome to the GS world, and hope you get as much pleasure out of yours as I got out of mine in 2yrs and 32500mls.

Phil

 

[HondaMan]

To the original poster (Dave I think) Welcome to the GS world, and hope you get as much pleasure out of yours as I got out of mine in 2yrs and 32500mls.

Phil

32500 miles.........based on use to date, that would take Dave about 144 years.

 

[everywherevirtually]

32500 miles.........based on use to date, that would take Dave about 144 years.

you're my next best friend

That also equates to 427.63157894737 punctures or should I say... suspected punctures

 

[pikeydave]

32500 miles.........based on use to date, that would take Dave about 144 years.

Poor old Dave's on borrowed time already. Profile says he's retired. Be lucky to reach his 600 mile service.

 

[PhilBolton]

To Hondaman -- I laughed!!!

Phil

 

[Doofus]

Don't know what you mean? The weather has been great

If you have a valid blue badge for your GS, then I apologise, but if not, why didn't you park in one of the other spaces in that empty parking lot?

sorry - one of bugbears!

Darren

 

[davem108]

I said I wouldnt look again but I did!

I had to just to see if that idiot Pikeydave posted again and yes he did.
As he found my post such drivel I took the liberty of looking at some of his past offerings! FFS!!
Drivel? Glass houses and stones spring to mind?? In particular your useful advice on Dog Poo shampoo! Very good!
Grow up.

 

[Keith Chapman]

Probably on to Inflatable Dolls Inc. customer services demanding to know why Mitzi went flat and spat at him with only 75 ****s on the clock.


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His inflatable doll went down on him.. That would be the deluxe version then.

 

[Brian ROSEN]

Children, stop it!

Nobody wants to waste their time reading about members slanging each other; If you don't want to help or have nothing constructive to offer go somewhere else;

 

[everywherevirtually]

If you have a valid blue badge for your GS, then I apologise, but if not, why didn't you park in one of the other spaces in that empty parking lot?

sorry - one of bugbears!

Darren

Hey smart arse. This is where I work. I don't park in disabled spaces in public car parks because I normally don't park in any spaces allocated to cars. This is a private car park and we have no less than 12 disabled car park spaces. Guess what. In the three years I've worked here we have no disabled people and have had no disabled visitors. The boss of the company actually suggested I park there. This photo was also taken at 7pm. I was the last person in the car park to leave. So before you go off on your bugbear try gathering the facts first

According to the car drivers I am disabled... I've only got two wheels instead of four.

 

[Doofus]

So before you go off on your bugbear try gathering the facts first

According to the car drivers I am disabled... I've only got two wheels instead of four.

I was gathering facts - that is why my comment was framed as a question! Facts now gathered, situation resolved

 

[everywherevirtually]

I was gathering facts - that is why my comment was framed as a question! Facts now gathered, situation resolved

That's OK then

I had a rant had a woman who parked in one of only two mother and baby bays at Tesco Metro the other day. She had neither a baby or a baby seat.

She promptly told me to "F*ck Off"... nice Young British women have such class these days

 

[Zundapp]

That's OK then

I had a rant had a woman who parked in one of only two mother and baby bays at Tesco Metro the other day. She had neither a baby or a baby seat.

She promptly told me to "F*ck Off"... nice Young British women have such class these days

She's probably been reading this thread!