Someone's taking the Piss

[Melch]

Little fucker must have caught me up and jumped on for a ride!

 

[twizzle]

Little fucker must have caught me up and jumped on for a ride!

i see no piccie... was he wearing a hankie?

 

[Melch]

Try this!

 

[twizzle]

arhhh.... flooded with Pics now.. is it a frog?

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Fek. Don't get too close. That looks as though it could be a Leopard Slug.
If it rears up, just back away slowly.
Vicious little blighters.

 

[Melch]

It's a snail FFS! Now I'm no David Attenborough but I think the giveaway is the little shell on it's back!

 

[Steptoe]

What did the slug say to the snail......." Big issue".