The Ultimate Globesnotter

[Arsey]

I give you the MegaWankPanzer

Base bike

Fully configured

 

[Davey B]

Jesus....it looks like the bastard love child of the Harley Adv bike and an RE Himalayan....that was dropped from a great height at birth.

 

[DJ123]

Talk about losing your way with your flagship model.

That's a monstrosity. The R1300 looks vaguely ok. This looks awful. Are they trying to turn customers away deliberately?!

 

[Oldrat]

CEO “We made it even more rugged”


I doubt that the molded Ally subframe for the panniers is as strong as the steel one.
One drop and …crack

 

[richardbd]

 

[richardbd]

Looks like it's been designed by two undercover agents. One from Ducati and one from KTM. They must have wet themselves when they saw the pics...

 

[DJ123]

Is that a latch to hook yourself onto the Bike so you can't get off it and see the fugliness?!

 

[Arsey]

Is that a latch to hook yourself onto the Bike so you can't get off it and see the fugliness?!

Think it’s for the helicopter airlift for the first recall at 1000 tomorrow

 

[timeandtide]

Thanks, but no thanks!

 

[Arsey]

 

[Santa-2512]

It reminded me of

 

[(RIP) Mark H]

bloody hell, what a pile of shite, the Edsell of the motorcycle world, BMW really lost the plot with this

 

[ChazzyB]

They'll sell shedloads, despite the hideousness.

 

[SBD]

Coming soon, to your rear view mirrors…

 

[Gossy]

Nowhere near what I was expecting, years ago loved my 1200GSA thought the new LC was hideous but that evolved to the 1250GSA which I loved , tastes change.

 

[Santa-2512]

Its the new design concept

Squared rounding

If you dont believe me ill give you a few examples to confirm

Landrover defender

Daleks

They must have all gone to the same design school,

Expect more of the same in future

 

[Bubb]

Feck me that is FUGLY.

I cannot see how anyone would want one of these….
I thought the r1250 GSA wasn’t the prettiest, but this fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down, whilst overdosing on ugly pills……not even a mother could love this

 

[OnHellas]

Feck me that is FUGLY.

I cannot see how anyone would want one of these….
I thought the r1250 GSA wasn’t the prettiest, but this fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down, whilst overdosing on ugly pills……not even a mother could love this

Don’t forget that once on the ground it caught alight and the fire was put out with cricket bats.

 

[Pukmeister]

It looks like a “Lego Technic” tribute edition.

Designed by a teenager, using Minecraft.

 

[theoneandonly]

so how much damage happens when it is dropped ?
i dropped my 1150 more than once ( twice on an autobahn ) all that needed to be changed where the rocker covers.