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.............
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Whose pants were all covered in sperm...
Dahoum
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once, for a laff,
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He jumped in to the bath,
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and his pants stuck like glue tae the flare'in...
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He went tae the butchers tae buy some meat
chad
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tae give his fat wife a treat
Hebby
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She sez Harry this mince is crap
Dahoum
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He stood up and gave her a slap,
chad
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and she fell back and showed him her...............
roddy
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haulf pun o mince, as she laid back
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Ever wish ye hadnae started something 
Klanky
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Ever wish ye hadnae started something
....that just keeps rolling and bumping....
some folk take it too far eh?
and have abviously run out of wit to continue the limerick in a humourous way so resorted to the Les Dawson school of cheapness....
chad
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some folk take it too far eh?
Ha Ha...there will be a few menfolk quaking in there boots at GOTC incase they get Fruitcaked...
roddy
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The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."
...I thank you
There once was a chappie frae Ayr
Who thought he could drink wi some flair
He *ucked it all up as he swallied some mair
And fell o' the back o' his chair
Who thought he could drink wi some flair
He *ucked it all up as he swallied some mair
And fell o' the back o' his chair
Klanky
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There once was a chap who was bent
on getting blootered outside a friends' tent
he had bottles o' Jager
and ten pints of lager
And so back to his room he was sent......
on getting blootered outside a friends' tent
he had bottles o' Jager
and ten pints of lager
And so back to his room he was sent......
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