Boxergs
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I love my battered old x plate 1150 gs. Had her about 8 yrs now and have dropped her more times than I can remember. 
Been ridden almost every day since I got her so has succumbed to a bit of corrosion in the usual places but she still scrubs up pretty good every spring when the acf50 comes off
Have never been that bothered about farkles etc so only mods are stubby pipe, aux spots, steibel horn, and ermax tinted screen.
Had to have engine replacement last year after an accident which was disappointing mainly cos she'd just passed to 100k mark and it would have been interesting just to see how many miles I could have got out of the original.....anyway, in with a secondhand one and onwards we go........
Until last saturday when I manage to run up the arse of a car
.... (I exaggerate slightly, more of a clumsy sideswipe)
Picture the scene, it's raining a bit, road is damp..... I'm on an entry slip road to the M62. This is a nice sweeping left hand uphill section. There's a hgv in the nearside lane off the slip rd and me following a car in the outside lane overtaking the hgv. The hgv begins to drift into the outside lane as the car I'm following draws level with it. The hgv continues to drift further into lane 2 and the car brakes..........I'm now leaning into the corner and trying to brake as well...... (OH SHIT! why did I take the abs off last year)
The car now performs an emergency stop and my nice rufty tufty knobblies don't want to grip. BOLLOCKS BASTARD FUCK
I know I'm gonna hit him but manage to steer to the nearside and my right handlebar slides nicely across his boot before trying to mount his rear window. I manage to stop and find myself with the bike leaning into the cars rear nearside wing at quite an angle with the right handlebar end wedged into the cars wheel arch!
Hit kill switch and managed to heave and haul the bar end out and rightened the bike to find brake fluid pissing out everywhere......
...oh and screens cracked a little.
The hgv carries on off into the distance
so after exchanging details with the car driver I then arrange recovery. Went down the local place it was recovered to this morning to find the only damage apart from the cracked screen is...........nothing, now't, feck all
....seems that the banjo joint from the fluid reservoir must have taken a clout in the collision and was slightly loose. Nipped it up...tested......carefully examined the rest of my offside.......sure enough, apart from a scuff on hand protectors and the screen there is no damage. These are tough old bikes and I love em.
Anyone else proud of their battered old warhorse?

Been ridden almost every day since I got her so has succumbed to a bit of corrosion in the usual places but she still scrubs up pretty good every spring when the acf50 comes off

Have never been that bothered about farkles etc so only mods are stubby pipe, aux spots, steibel horn, and ermax tinted screen.
Had to have engine replacement last year after an accident which was disappointing mainly cos she'd just passed to 100k mark and it would have been interesting just to see how many miles I could have got out of the original.....anyway, in with a secondhand one and onwards we go........
Until last saturday when I manage to run up the arse of a car
.... (I exaggerate slightly, more of a clumsy sideswipe)Picture the scene, it's raining a bit, road is damp..... I'm on an entry slip road to the M62. This is a nice sweeping left hand uphill section. There's a hgv in the nearside lane off the slip rd and me following a car in the outside lane overtaking the hgv. The hgv begins to drift into the outside lane as the car I'm following draws level with it. The hgv continues to drift further into lane 2 and the car brakes..........I'm now leaning into the corner and trying to brake as well...... (OH SHIT! why did I take the abs off last year)
The car now performs an emergency stop and my nice rufty tufty knobblies don't want to grip. BOLLOCKS BASTARD FUCK
I know I'm gonna hit him but manage to steer to the nearside and my right handlebar slides nicely across his boot before trying to mount his rear window. I manage to stop and find myself with the bike leaning into the cars rear nearside wing at quite an angle with the right handlebar end wedged into the cars wheel arch! Hit kill switch and managed to heave and haul the bar end out and rightened the bike to find brake fluid pissing out everywhere......
The hgv carries on off into the distance
....seems that the banjo joint from the fluid reservoir must have taken a clout in the collision and was slightly loose. Nipped it up...tested......carefully examined the rest of my offside.......sure enough, apart from a scuff on hand protectors and the screen there is no damage. These are tough old bikes and I love em.Anyone else proud of their battered old warhorse?


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