TUV Time!!!!!

Sylvester

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This is my 3rd experience of TUV time in Cologne. I've had the bike for 7 years. 1st time was a disaster that took all day as I had to return the bike to totaly stock. 2nd I found a local bike shop that was no probs so I returned to the same place this year. I wasn't keen to dig the bike out as it was Minus 6 snowy as F$ck with a nice coat of ice under the snow but needs must etc so off I go.
Got the bill and two certificates. 1st was a fail for "Bad Brakes" and no rear reflector. Hmmm. 2nd certificate was a pass but still no rear reflector. Horray. So what was the problem with the brakes says I? Back brake is crap says Tuv man. Erm....all BMW drum brakes are crap says I, so why is it ok now. The shop "fixed it". How? Erm...they all look at each other. So, as I had replaced the shoes, pads etc last summer I knew the brakes were as good as they get and I was very supprised that they snagged the brakes. The shop tried to palm me off with "We adjusted them" (price 30€). So I asked how they did that as they feel exactly the same as when I rode the bike there. Basicaly they told me that as the bike is not totaly stock (how many are these days?) I am lucky to even get a certificate at all. The 30€ also included the preparation for the TUV. As the bike is pampered within an inch of its life and gets more maintenance per year than a helicopter how can you "prepare" it for the TUV? Did a Major last November when all the fluids were changed, even the brake fluid. It really pisses me off, I can't find an honest place, so totaly F&cked off with with this pantomime every two years. If I complain any more vocaly I'm sure I would be back to senario 1 and putting it back to as near stock as I can get. At least I didn't have the argument over the Wilbers shock again. First TUV I had to prove that the shock was a genuine replacement for the original. Even with the paperwork from Wilbers they would not believe the part number was for my bike. I thought I'd sussed it this time. Now I have a Triumph Sprint to TUV this summer. That should be fun. Sorry rant over, feel better now.
 
One of my German customers had his fireblade failed... For having a polished/chromed frame.

He went to 3 places hoping to find a slightly more lenient tester without success.

It appears to be a way of getting rebuilt/streetfightered older bikes off the road, as it '*could* be masking a dodgy welding repair'. He had to de-register it and will be trailering it here to sell in the uk. As far as I know it was purely a bling thing.
 
Move to France. No test for bikes:D

Not for long, and is it this year that you have to wear some kind of hi viz vest? I already have the drink drive tester kit stash at the ready. All countries have some kind of Sh*t law ready to get you. Got busted in the UK not so long ago coz I forgot to swap my dark visor over to clear. In Switzerland you are not allowed to breathe out apparently.
 
Not for long, and is it this year that you have to wear some kind of hi viz vest? I already have the drink drive tester kit stash at the ready. All countries have some kind of Sh*t law ready to get you. Got busted in the UK not so long ago coz I forgot to swap my dark visor over to clear. In Switzerland you are not allowed to breathe out apparently.

Oh dear......:blast
 
Not for long, and is it this year that you have to wear some kind of hi viz vest? I already have the drink drive tester kit stash at the ready. All countries have some kind of Sh*t law ready to get you. Got busted in the UK not so long ago coz I forgot to swap my dark visor over to clear. In Switzerland you are not allowed to breathe out apparently.

Both the high viz and the need to carry a breathalizer requirements have been shelved in France. Neither will be implemented!
 
you guys serious? you would have had to carry a Breathalyzer round with you when riding? Bloody hell:confused:

It has all be scrapped, but the fine for not having one was only €11.
so, WTF would you have bothered buying any?

The "armbands" never were armbands.
The requirement said "retroreflective" material with an area of 150 sq cm (not 150cm square), to placed between the waist and the shoulders and visible from the rear. It could also be in multiple pieces.
It was just the Brits with their crap French that "interpreted" that as hi-vz armbands :rob
 
Back to the original TUV thing, have all the State or Stadt run centres closed now?
I always found them OK so long as you went armed with the ABE for every "accessory" you had added.

You could also try asking on the German GS site for "friendly" TUV's in your area.
Then get all the mods added to the the rego and its good forever. I did that with my 911 and never had problems... except for the small MoMo wheel:(
 
Useful thread this. :thumb

There's much talk of 'harmonising' :rolleyes: MOT / TUV type tests over the entirety of the EU.
The TUV is often cited as the best standard and the one to go for.

IF a test can be proven to lessen the chance of technical failure of a part / Bike - we'd be mad not to welcome it.

But it has NOT been proven.
Also, crashes due to technical failure as actually extremely rare (approx 1%) and so far the only ones to gain from a test are the testing body that does the test!
The EU really wants this to happen despite countries with no RWT (RoadWorthiness testing) having crash stats with no discernible difference to those that do not have one! :mad:
 
The big problem in France is not older riders (who tend, generally, to look after their bikes) but cash-strapped kids riding around on badly maintained smaller bikes. (happy to buy a new louder 'can' but not replacing bald tyres, rusty chains etc).
 


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