Serious answer to what was a serious question??...
It's quite daunting getting on the back for a pillion to be honest...
...it's higher than the riders seat, and it's got the top box (possibly) right behind which hinders throwing your leg across, plus a rider already taking up a good proportion of the seat already!
Add to that the fact that most pillions will be smaller than the rider it is quite a feat getting on.
Most of my pillions have always employed this method....
Rider on, with both legs firmly braced, front brake on...pillion then raises right leg and places on the seat so that it's now 90 degrees to the standing leg. Now slide the leg on, and over the seat, whilst shuffling into a sitting position.
Getting off is...dropping left leg to the floor, then with the right leg now straight and resting on the seat in the 90 degree position....then hop backwards dragging the leg across the seat until it drops to the ground.
Hope that helps....
