The nightmare continues
Finally got the bike together and working on Sunday/ Monday
On Monday I got knobbly tyres fitted – my first time on true knobbles, oh what fun
On Tuesday Cain and myself planned to go and do the trip across the Pyrenees as we had planned when we got the bike. (you might all think it is a bit fast but I start a new job in a couple of weeks, so it is the only holiday that we are going to get for awhile)
We left home Tuesday afternoon and had a good run to the Eurotunnel. Bike running well, no smoke no rattles – Brilliant
Then it all started going wrong
Got a ticket for the train, tried to start the bike – no start, battery dead
At this point I had to move the bike, with all the gear on, I cannot get off the bike, so in Cains words I looked like a short legged duck with constipation, using one leg to move.
Several bump starts later, Me very hot and very annoyed

on the train. I must also point out that we were on the back of the train!!!!!!!
Got to France
Pushed the bike from the back of the train to the platform, Cain was polite and pushed his bike of the train to. Me even hotter and even more annoyed.

Eurotunnel staff had called their rescue man to jump start the bike. We also located a hotel nearby at City de Europe. Rescue Man arrived and started the bike. But in true silly style I stalled the bike so Rescue Man and Cain pushed the bike, it started and I was off pulling a wheelie and leaving Cain behind without a bye or thanks. I went straight to the hotel and sat on the bike waiting for Cain to help me get of the bike. Apparently the Rescue guy was impressed with a fully kitted up GS popping a wheely.
Question: Who put the side stand under the cylinder?
Answer: A sadistic ****
Anyway two nights in two of the three hotels, swapped in the spare new diode board still not charging. Then the new rectifier, no go…… took the rubbers out, made 2 rubber washers for the bottom mounting points and solid mounted the diode board as this had been a problem on Sunday night…hence the rubber mounts and not hard mounted..
We now have a charge.
The next problem was Cain was left with a dud battery, so located Euro Touring (BMW) in Calais, and got a new battery. The supermarket in the shopping complex sells batteries but they were not big enough.
The next day we came home, at this point the starter motor is now making silly amounts of noise……..
The story Continues………
