Whit a Twat I Am (again)

[Deleted account rno]

Went into Sainsbury's petrol station today to buy milk for the office coffee and a paper. I was still half asleep (that's my excuse anyhoo). I went up to the kiosk, glancing at the front page headlines and instead of sayin' "I've no' got fuel...", I told the lassie that "I've no' got flu..."

I bet she was relieved mind you.

 

[Rev Chuck]

Are you looking for some kind of affirmation, or denial?

Of course you are right!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Are you looking for some kind of affirmation, or denial?

Of course you are right!

Thank you, Father

 

[Rev Chuck]

Thank you, Father

Only to three teenagers

So glad you didn't mention the pannier frame thread!

 

[Uinneag]

How long did it take ye tae make that up

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

all week, i reckon

 

[Deleted account rno]

How long did it take ye tae make that up

Frau Ronno was my (embarrassed) witness...

 

[Keyframe]

on entering the forecourt kiosk...

the joke would have worked better if you'd removed your helmet and been sweating profusely.



Ha ha ha, that's right, like a pig!

 

[Uinneag]

See yon T-shirt o yir avatar ye sent me it wis printed back tae front tae so however ye bought it fae is a pak,i pikey schister cnut


p.s hooooooooooose Keyframe his patter's pish

 

[Deleted account rno]

See yon T-shirt o yir avatar ye sent me it wis printed back tae front tae so however ye bought it fae is a pak,i pikey schister cnut


p.s hooooooooooose Keyframe his patter's pish

I got it aff the Rammstein website fae thur shop

 

[Uinneag]

Ah waan't ma money back