Why has Schtum started

[Uinneag]

writing in a mixture of Doric and Lallan

His spelling and punctuation is not to his usual standards.

Maybe he needs a wee toddy

 

[Schtum]

writing in a mixture of Doric and Lallan [sic]

Close but no cigar. It's Lallans.

 

[Klanky]

Close but no cigar. It's Lallans.

Lallans? That's a new one for me.

Do tell.....

 

[Schtum]

Lallans? That's a new one for me.

Do tell.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lallans

 

[Klanky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lallans

 

[Deleted account W]

Alas poor Doric I knew him an aw

 

[Deleted account rno]

Alas poor Doric I knew him an aw

Quality. Sheer feckin quality

 

[Deleted account rno]

writing in a mixture of Doric and Lallan

His spelling and punctuation is not to his usual standards.

Maybe he needs a wee toddy

He got a Heedrum Hodrum phrase book wi' his new kilt

 

[Uinneag]

Close but no cigar. It's Lallans.

I've got jam on my s button ff hake

 

[wully]

I've got jam on my s button ff hake

Ya jammy bastart.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

I've got jam on my s button ff hake

Dinnae worry aboot it, Johnny.

There's enough keyboard worriers on here as it is...

 

[Klanky]

I've got jam on my s button ff hake

Hake?

 

[Uinneag]

Hake?

Jam on my s button

 

[Klanky]

Jam on my s button

So that's how you catch a Hake....

 

[brassmonkey001]

So that's how you catch a Hake....

I hope you've a licence. I hear the police take hake crime very seriously.

 

[Klanky]

I hope you've a licence. I hear the police take hake crime very seriously.

Hmmmm....sounds fishy to me....this is not the plaice for codding.

 

[hank]

Oh for cods hake.

 

[DrFarkoff]

Richt Laddies BUck YErsens Up there's a time an a plaice for everything!