I too have had a heart attack, 2 actually plus a triple bypass. I’m a 70 years old short arse and can never ever understand what the problem is getting the bike on the centre stand. I’m talking about my own bike 2003 1150 GS. All I have ever done, without any effort is, hold left Handel bar Right hand at the top of the pillion footrest frame, Right foot on Centre stand and up she Pops. Zero effort. Wish I could post a Video. I can do a Video if someone can upload it for me.
UPDATE No 2
Right just to answer some of your questions
It is not a second person.....But I do like that concept.
There are no complicated hydraulics or bricks and planks.
As for the the choice of bike, I had a heart attack and triple bypass after I had bought my 2016 GS Triple Black so the bike existed prior to my struggle to put it on the centre stand.
I know lots of you want a description of how this gadget is going to work but I am sure you will understand that I don't want someone else pipping me at the post by using my idea.........not that any fellow Tossers would do that of course Watch this space and info will be forthcoming