Female Bike Garda

Bohsfc · Apr 21, 2009

I was driving on a road in D15 today. A car coming towards us was doing the usual vigorous flashing so it was fairly obvious there was a speed trap up ahead. ( not that I needed a warning to slow down :augie

). Anyway the guy in front actually started to speed up :mmmm

and was caught.
The guard stood out on the white line of the bus lane and raised her hand to stop him and while he was slowing she beckoned him to pull in but she never moved so he actually hit her leg

.
So after she was finished doing a little jump

she kicked the side of his car. I kid you not. Quite unbelievable but I suppose if you put yourself in her situation, your professionalism may go out the window for a split second too.

So as I passed she looked across at me as if to say I hope you did not see that but I had to give her a look to say 'oh yes I did' but I would have loved to pull in to see what her treatment of the driver was.
I reckon if he did not have his immigration papers, he was on the next flight back to the south of the equator.

So if anyone knows the small blonde Garda stationed in Blanch and is on the bikes, stay out of leg reach. (not that that is very far

)

ghost · Apr 21, 2009

probebly same blonde biker that pulled me in for no inducater workin on trailer i had.she was tasty and believed my petty excuse of"it was workin when i collected the trailer in the docks"

Bohsfc · Apr 21, 2009

ghost said:
probebly same blonde biker that pulled me in for no inducater workin on trailer i had.she was tasty and believed my petty excuse of"it was workin when i collected the trailer in the docks"

I would say that guy today ended up in the docks but not the one down by the ferry

Zanussi · Apr 21, 2009

Was she a traffic cop or on a Deauville? I had a run in with a female traffic bike cop on a pan coming out of the old toll bridge on the M50 about two years ago.She came across several lanes to get to the outside lane and was well lit.I was in an outside type of slip road thingy and was trying to get into an inner lane and we almost bumped into each other.Lights flashing she pulled me over and shouted at me asking what I was doing? I asked her the same thing and proposed that my training was obviously better than hers and that only for the fact that I did a life saver we would have hit! Well a row ensued and she said roared at me" do ya want to discuss it over a ticket?" Says I to her,"well you are a cop so you must be right!" And she said she was right and blasted off.Guess she wanted the last word? Funny them key stone cops!

Bohsfc · Apr 22, 2009

Zanussi said:
Was she a traffic cop or on a Deauville? I had a run in with a female traffic bike cop on a pan coming out of the old toll bridge on the M50 about two years ago.She came across several lanes to get to the outside lane and was well lit.I was in an outside type of slip road thingy and was trying to get into an inner lane and we almost bumped into each other.Lights flashing she pulled me over and shouted at me asking what I was doing? I asked her the same thing and proposed that my training was obviously better than hers and that only for the fact that I did a life saver we would have hit! Well a row ensued and she said roared at me" do ya want to discuss it over a ticket?" Says I to her,"well you are a cop so you must be right!" And she said she was right and blasted off.Guess she wanted the last word? Funny them key stone cops!

Not on a Pan, on a Honda DO NOT. So I guess not a real traffic cop so therefore N0 Real training. Not they get any anyway.

electric_monk · Apr 22, 2009

Bohsfc said:
Not on a Pan, on a Honda DO NOT. So I guess not a real traffic cop so therefore N0 Real training. Not they get any anyway.

No Garda is allowed on an Official bike without having passed the standard 4 week course, this includes high speed riding well in excess of the national speed limit.
How many in here have had 4 weeks (5 days a week, 8 hours per day) training??

Bohsfc · Apr 22, 2009

electric_monk said:
No Garda is allowed on an Official bike without having passed the standard 4 week course, this includes high speed riding well in excess of the national speed limit.
How many in here have had 4 weeks (5 days a week, 8 hours per day) training??

Is the training of 'I am wearing a uniform' arrogance included in those 4 weeks?

Zanussi · Apr 22, 2009

electric_monk said:
No Garda is allowed on an Official bike without having passed the standard 4 week course, this includes high speed riding well in excess of the national speed limit.
How many in here have had 4 weeks (5 days a week, 8 hours per day) training??

Not many I would imagine ! I have done about 20 hours training in total but then again I am not a professional rider.How does this compare to what UK or European police have to do ?

luke scott · Apr 22, 2009

electric_monk said:
No Garda is allowed on an Official bike without having passed the standard 4 week course, this includes high speed riding well in excess of the national speed limit.
How many in here have had 4 weeks (5 days a week, 8 hours per day) training??

Its not all on the road.... there is a reasonable time spent in the classroom & a day in the depot learning clutch skills followed by a few days (2) at ratra corner in the park learning how to turn right & left. Its a very tough course for those that have never driven a bike and are expected to get up to standard in four weeks. The instructors are very sound guys.

richie · Apr 22, 2009

electric_monk said:
No Garda is allowed on an Official bike without having passed the standard 4 week course, this includes high speed riding well in excess of the national speed limit.
How many in here have had 4 weeks (5 days a week, 8 hours per day) training??

I've got 23 years, two accidents, one my fault, one not...

Does that count

GerryC · Apr 22, 2009

Zanussi said:
....Well a row ensued and she said roared at me" do ya want to discuss it over a ticket?" Says I to her,"well you are a cop so you must be right!" And she said she was right and blasted off.Guess she wanted the last word? Funny them key stone cops!

You didn't ask her for a ride so - on the Deauville I mean.

Bohsfc · Apr 22, 2009

GerryC said:
You didn't ask her for a ride so - on the Deauville I mean.

Given the way she reacted yesterday, he might have got a kick in the you know where.

Nailer · Apr 22, 2009

hhmmmm a dominant woman in uniform riding a bike......
just what dreams are made of .. !!!!!!! :bounce1

Chieftain · Apr 23, 2009

Nailler said:
hhmmmm a dominant woman in uniform riding a bike......
just what dreams are made of .. !!!!!!!

contact23 · Apr 23, 2009

fair play to the girl! i wouldve kicked any fecker tryin to run me down !

the celt · Apr 23, 2009

Johnny Pan said:

ooh i dont know :hug

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satriani · Apr 23, 2009

I'm dating a Banner so I can't comment on the situation.

the civil one · Apr 23, 2009

Its wan a Them !

Dammed if you do,,, and Dammed if you dont sorta Jobs.....

Kickin the Car , is a Sorta human enough reaction to that kinda situation ,
after all , they ,just like the like us civilians are only human.
A Civil Servant in any capacity is a Thankless number.

the celt · Apr 23, 2009

the civil one said:
Dammed if you do,,, and Dammed if you dont sorta Jobs.....

Kickin the Car , is a Sorta human enough reaction to that kinda situation ,
after all , they ,just like the like us civilians are only human.
A Civil Servant in any capacity is a Thankless number.

Aye I bet you wouldn't be saying
that if she kicked one of your panniers :augie

luke scott · Apr 23, 2009

the celt said:
Aye I bet you wouldn't be saying
that if she kicked one of your panniers

And the powder coating started to come off

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