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but generally recognised as the cleverest!
Seriously though:-
Tuesday = track day, rained in the afternoon but still great fun
Wednesday = commuting & observing with the IAM.
Thursday = commuting and filtering through Glasgow.
Friday = attach and load panniers + camping gear and ride half he length of the country, unpack, pitch tent, have meal, go simple off- roading until after dark and then back to camp for dinner, laughs and chat and a few drinks.
Saturday morning prepare for a day off roading followed by dinner, laughs and chat and a few drinks. Fell asleep at 22:00hrs, knackered from unaccustomed exercise.
Sunday morning strike camp, load bike and ride half the length of the country cruising in comfort at 80mph in time for dinner at home. (Dinner for me is an evening meal)
How many bikes?
Just one, BMW 1150GS! It could have been an 1100 or a 1200 and maybe even a tuned airhead but not much else would do the lot.
Not equal to dedicated off road bikes but the best all rounders by far

The above was my timetable last September including the East Midlands do.
Ride it, enjoy it, fix it when you need to.