roddy
Registered user
If only Scotland had you up front, they'd be in SA next summer
Oh my own concorde over heid moment
Oh my own concorde over heid moment
Deleted account rno
Guest
Oh my own concorde over heid moment
Scotland didn't qualify for South Africa next year (World Cup) due to the lack of a good player who could put the ball in the back of the net
I posted that instead of the "He shoots. He scores" type thing...
HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED
Registered user
yep, the forum appears to be suffering from its popularity, which IMO is diluting it with lots of normal 'types' and less individuals and characters....
..might have to buy a KTM....
What's a normal type.
Deleted account rno
Guest
Marjorie Proops
Guest
Decster
Registered user
- Joined
- Apr 25, 2005
- Messages
- 8,123
- Reaction score
- 2
roddy
Registered user
Scotland didn't qualify for South Africa next year (World Cup) due to the lack of a good player who could put the ball in the back of the net
I posted that instead of the "He shoots. He scores" type thing...
Ah gotcha now
brassmonkey001
I should change this
Deleted account W
Guest
The little twats spamming the hell out of Facebook. He's going to break it if doesn't ease up
Deleted account rno
Guest
The little twats spamming the hell out of Facebook. He's going to break it if doesn't ease up
I'm aboot feckin demented. Every time he (or anyone else I know) posts on facebook, I recieve notification by email which bleeps my phone.
FFS it sounded as if my old man was contacting me on his Enigma machine tonight
Johnny's been goin daft over there...
I'm aboot feckin demented. Every time he (or anyone else I know) posts on facebook, I recieve notification by email which bleeps my phone.
FFS it sounded as if my old man was contacting me on his Enigma machine tonight
Johnny's been goin daft over there...
Aww but he's a happy wee daftie over on Facebook
He's made up cos he's got a "fanny" filter on
Deleted account 220427002
Registered user
- Joined
- Dec 27, 2003
- Messages
- 20,425
- Reaction score
- 4
Aww but he's a happy wee daftie over on Facebook
He's made up cos he's got a "fanny" filter on
Who wouldn't have that if they could
Klanky
Registered user
Ah can't find the fecker
freeloader
Registered user
Deleted account rno
Guest
Facebook , it's for women who like to gossip
The only blokes who are on facebook are;
Group A Middle aged tightwads who won't pay the fees that dating agencies charge
Group B Touchy feely types who are " in touch with their feminine side ".
The second group can be broken into 3 definite sub groups;
i Gay men
ii Straight men who don't yet realise they are gay
iii Straight men who are straight but extremely desperate. You can tell these by the amount of female 'friends' they have and the number of facebook pictures they have of women . This is a futile attempt to make other women feel that they are safe.
Facebook
The only blokes who are on facebook are;
Group A Middle aged tightwads who won't pay the fees that dating agencies charge
Group B Touchy feely types who are " in touch with their feminine side ".
The second group can be broken into 3 definite sub groups;
i Gay men
ii Straight men who don't yet realise they are gay
iii Straight men who are straight but extremely desperate. You can tell these by the amount of female 'friends' they have and the number of facebook pictures they have of women . This is a futile attempt to make other women feel that they are safe.
Deleted account rno
Guest
The only blokes who are on facebook are;
Group A Middle aged tightwads who won't pay the fees that dating agencies charge
Group B Touchy feely types who are " in touch with their feminine side ".
The second group can be broken into 3 definite sub groups;
i Gay men
ii Straight men who don't yet realise they are gay
iii Straight men who are straight but extremely desperate. You can tell these by the amount of female 'friends' they have and the number of facebook pictures they have of women . This is a futile attempt to make other women feel that they are safe.
You missed out Farmville addicts
Deleted account rno
Guest
Just In Case
anybody missed this when Thunder posted it in the pub...
anybody missed this when Thunder posted it in the pub...
Klanky
Registered user
The only blokes who are on facebook are;
Group A Middle aged tightwads who won't pay the fees that dating agencies charge
Group B Touchy feely types who are " in touch with their feminine side ".
The second group can be broken into 3 definite sub groups;
i Gay men
ii Straight men who don't yet realise they are gay
iii Straight men who are straight but extremely desperate. You can tell these by the amount of female 'friends' they have and the number of facebook pictures they have of women . This is a futile attempt to make other women feel that they are safe.
Y'know summat, Rushy. up until a few months ago I would have agreed with you. And I would also have said it's for sad people who believe that half the planet is their 'friend' and the whole place is populated with people who have no life.
But I've changed my mind now, it's turned out to be a fantastic tool for digging out old mates and colleagues from donkeys years ago. I'm back in touch with lads who I served with in the 70's and 80's and some good friends from skool who had completely disappeared off the radar.
But I can't be doing with all this fekkin 'farming' and 'x has sent you a cream bun. Would you like to send one back?' bollox.
Gimme strength
Similar threads
