I raise it with beer & snacksI see the biscuit game and raise with my favourite travel friend:
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There is a reason why I am fat.
Don't know if they work for bribing foreign coppers. Haven't tried (yet).

Best way possible to leave them behind…FFS.
Soon it won’t just be a hotel with #bikermatesecure parking but the keyboard worriers will be needing a safe in the bedroom to store docs.
Hard to beat a good Eagle Creek sac
Hard to beat a good Eagle Creek sac
£13.75 free deliveryDon’t remember where I bought this little fucker, but it’s very handy for excursions![]()
Obviously not as good as the Eagle Creek pouches, but I love the fact it’s exactly A5. If you’re like me and prefer paper documents when dealing with border nazis - then this is perfect. V5, insurance and MOT certificate fold perfectly in half to fit in. I still print off A4 hotel bookings too. Call me old fashioned£13.75 free delivery
https://www.militarykit.com/products/snugpak-grab-a5-document-holder?variant=8057130909754
Just ordered one![]()
This has always been my mantra when travelling. You won’t outsmart anyone if you can’t speak their language ffs! lolSometimes in life, it’s easier and cleverer to give them what they want.
We also print everything out on A4. We’re doing a train trip around France in September. There is an A4 file full of train tickets and hotel booking etc so far. The train tickets are on my phone too but if as seems to be current hobby in that London, some little wrote nicks it. What then? We’ll be carrying on with printed copies of everything for now.Obviously not as good as the Eagle Creek pouches, but I love the fact it’s exactly A5. If you’re like me and prefer paper documents when dealing with border nazis - then this is perfect. V5, insurance and MOT certificate fold perfectly in half to fit in. I still print off A4 hotel bookings too. Call me old fashioned
The military livery cuts through a lot of bureaucracy at borders too.![]()
We’re doing a train trip around France in September.
I always keep my passport in a ziplock freezer bag, even in the house![]()
Which is why I couldn't get through North Macedonia!That strategy is great - apart from when you travel to countries where you can’t get the bike across the border without the V5 - and copies won’t suffice…
So is a wash & flush in a clean bowl of hot soapy water before use, and or a soak in a bowl with a Milton sterilising tablet before useBookmarked.
The freezer is a great place to keep water bladder things, as used by Camelbak or whatever they are called. Prevents bugs, apparently.
your having a laugh in our house lolalthough most phones and a colour printer will do the job nowJust need a decent photocopier that does colour and reduction.
Yup, however you achieve it the principle worksalthough most phones and a colour printer will do the job now
even if you print on separate sheets, once laminated it does not matter