Clocks stolen

Just because a bod has scratched a registration number and the word 'Stolen' onto anything does not mean that someone's subsequent possession of the item is automatically wrong or illegitimate.

Simply add "NOT" in front of the word stolen and alter the letters/numbers to make an alphabetti word. :D

Plus the bod doing the stealing isn't going to see any engraving until the clock set is in his grubby mitts, so it's no deterrent whatsoever.
 
Simply add "NOT" in front of the word stolen and alter the letters/numbers to make an alphabetti word. :D

Bang on sir, and there are plenty of people out there that will give the impression of being forthright and honest citizen's, but when faced with getting a replacement set of clocks on the cheap after their's were stolen, may well turn a blind eye. None of our fine upstanding community of course, but those foreign types....not to be trusted ;)

Just check Ebay for the number of VW RNS 510 Navigation Units that are for sale, every one of those must come from a written off vehicle, or from someone "upgrading" ......not single luke warm one amongst them, people still buy them though as it's £400 vs £1500 from a dealer.
 
You could just scratch your name and address with a rusty 6 inch nail in to every panel or part you think may be susceptible to theft :comfort
 
TT will produce a special scratch nail, honed from finest unobtainium at a premium price.
 
Plus the bod doing the stealing isn't going to see any engraving until the clock set is in his grubby mitts, so it's no deterrent whatsoever.

Nor will the buyer of said (possibly) hooky clocks see the scratched 'Stollen' (sic) on the item until it's sitting in his front room. Said unhappy buyer is then meant to run around to his local cop shop, to bleat to the somewhat bored desk officer that he appears to have bought a set of hot clocks and something should be done about it, right now! There will then follow an exchange during which the Met's finest forensic team will at once be called upon to investigate the scratches under UV light and their latest scanning microscopes, taking pictures and using a dictionary to try to decipher the scrawl, the final outcome of which nobody will ever live long enough to discover. Meanwhile, in the real world, Ebola virus will stalk the streets and giant typhoons will batter Japan.
 


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