I turned up at Eurotunnel at about 7.45am; the machine issued me with my boarding pass - where the feck are you suppoesed to put that?? I dropped it within about 100yards!!
Round to the loading queue, the only other tosser in sight was Tom. We then boarded onto an earlier train than booked.
Having been told to fill my bike before we left Blighty, I duly obliged. Unfortunately the warmth of the Eurotunnel carriage expanded the fuel in the tank and a small amount was jettisoned from the breather. The Eurotunnel detectors identified the fuel leakage and a major alert was kicked off - passengers moved to the adjoining carriage; carriage with our bikes was sealed off; SWAT team arrived to deal with my bike.

However, when it was realised it was just a few drops of fuel, we were all allowed back and we rode off.
Tom and I made our way to the appointed RV and found a few more tossers there but within 10 minutes all the others turned up and we set off in convey.
Despite all the promises, it was only
Dave The Driver and I who had bike-to-bike radios, so we chatted away whilst the convoy moved towards the coffee stop at Cassel.
After the coffee stop, there was a decent road ride to Cap Gris Nez and lunch. Unfortunately, our leader wrong slotted en route and we all had to do a U-ey in the middle of the Pas de Calais. For many, an illegal left turn then followed

but a small handful of us rode the extra 400 yards to circumnavigate a roundabout and then make a legal turn into the same route. By the time we had done this, the main body had long gone. What's more, we'd lost Charlie and Rory. So three of us followed Richard's GPS route and caught up with the main group about half-an-hour later.
After lunch we ambled back to the Eurotunnel - the group getting split up again. The main group we safely loaded on the return train:
However, the stragglers were consigned to take the slow train:
Despite all the various forecasts, we stayed dry all day - apart, that is, from the torrents that fell on the M20 on the way home. But that didn't spoil a great day!
Greg