EXCREMENT HAPPENS.............................

[arcboutant]

FAECES - PHUKET - SHIT SHIT SHIT

 

[rockchunk]

such a drama queen nay big deal git the tyre aff an stick a mushroom in it jobe done but if yer gony fling it oot al hay it

 

[arcboutant]

'such a drama queen'




one knows sir. Just that one was heading oop norf fir the weekend

Never mind av filled the gap wae ma wee 800st

 

[garfield]

what's the white stuff.....

 

[Fanum]

what's the white stuff.....

Getting a puncture can be quite exciting you know

 

[garfield]

Getting a puncture can be quite exciting you know

not always......

 

[Mr Pastry]

Will you post me the screwdriver bit? It'll do as a spare.

P

 

[arcboutant]

the white stuff.....................

is froth frae ma mooth

na white pent -
a' thocht mibee the hole wisna big enough to see tae repair it
an naw mate . The blessed hex bit is goin' ontae ma' heartbreak hotel shelf

Mind tho' a' had a braw day oot wi' the wee 8hunner - loping along between 50 - 60 and bein' telt by the computer that it's daein' a hunner an thirty tae the gallon (aye imperial gallons tae)

 

[skinnersscotch]

Ah wunder'd where that screwdriver bit had gone...

 

[brassmonkey001]

what's the white stuff.....

A bird has poohed on his tyre and screwdriver bit. Such a fuss over nowt.

 

[arcboutant]

'stick a mushroom in it jobe done'

dood - jobe din