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[Jocks]

I'm making my way through the tea time traffic from Edinburgh city centre, carefully manouvering my bike through the unwilling cars when I notice the asymetrical glow that indicates a fellow GSer. I pulled to the side to let this fellow tosser through and then tried to keep up with him.

My god could he drive! It was a black 51 plate and he was simply incredible. I've never seen someone use lorries and vans to bounce off before, the trail of devastation and fear he left behind brought a tear of pride to my eye. Following on behind was a doddle as the centre 'lane' was now about eight feet wide.

Sir, I salute you, I think you knocked about five minutes off my commute!

 

[G.C.]

Could it have been Archie ?

Where did that thread go

 

[Jocks]

Could it have been Archie ?

Where did that thread go

Ahh you mean Lachlan McAngus....I've not had a chance to catch up with him as I have been desparately trying to hold onto my job. Rest assured the next chapter will come soon, but it takes me about eight hours per chapter to get his insane rantings down on paper.

Anyway, I am pretty sure it wasn't him because there was no stench of stale sweat and rotten waxed cotton.

 

[G.C.]

Lachlan, thats the lad

Archie/Lachie, I'm easily confused

 

[Uinneag]

Lachlan, thats the lad

Archie/Lachie, I'm easily confused

Ye don't say

To many oysters ya bam

 

[Uinneag]

it takes me about eight hours per chapter to get his insane rantings down on paper.

.

If ye stopped writing it wi yir feet ye'd save a shit load o time

 

[wully]

I'm easily confused

It's age - and the drink

 

[Jocks]

I have to say I was surprised Ronno did not pick up the subtle insult I put in the last chapter - I was expecting abuse for that one.....

I'll bash down the next chapter over the next few days....I think this'll be the one with the Polish nymphomaniac...modelled on my good friend from Alan Duffus Motorcycles.....

 

[G.C.]

Ronno aint good at subtle
Look forward to the next chapter

Any chance of Archie making an appearance

 

[Schtum]

I'll bash down the next chapter over the next few days....I think this'll be the one with the Polish nymphomaniac...modelled on my good friend from Alan Duffus Motorcycles.....

Is that the young lady in clothing.....? I thought she was very friendly.....

 

[freeloader]

I have to say I was surprised Ronno did not pick up the subtle insult I put in the last chapter - I was expecting abuse for that one.....

I'll bash down the next chapter over the next few days....I think this'll be the one with the Polish nymphomaniac...modelled on my good friend from Alan Duffus Motorcycles.....

I feel a visit to Kirkcaldy coming on...

 

[Deleted account rno]

I have to say I was surprised Ronno did not pick up the subtle insult I put in the last chapter - I was expecting abuse for that one.....

I'll bash down the next chapter over the next few days....I think this'll be the one with the Polish nymphomaniac...modelled on my good friend from Alan Duffus Motorcycles.....

Aw FFS.

Up for a pish at 4.30 in the mornin and noo I'm gonnie hae tae trawl the feckin board for the last chapter tae see whit I missed It better be worth it or my insult wulnae be subtle

Edit: Just read it. Feck knows whit yer on aboot. It should help me get back tae sleep though

 

[Jocks]

Ah well Ronno put:

I can see why it was a sticky to start wi' but efter twa months wi' nothin' posted? Whit's the point? I thocht stickies were for informative and current stuff. If and when Jocks posts mare then the thread will rise to the surface again, surely? TBH the thread's fizzled oot like a damp squib (IHHO of course).

So I thought this might do:

"This is shite!", barked one of the Tossers, not known for his patience, and not enjoying the prospect of waiting in a long queue.
"Aye it was a guid ride but it really fizzled oot like a damp squib, in mah opinion.", exclaimed another, not blessed with good looks nor patience.

Really I thought you might have given me lots of abuse for that one.

 

[Jocks]

Is that the young lady in clothing.....? I thought she was very friendly.....

The very same, but bear in my her fella also works there and she is an awful lot more intelligent than you might initially assume. Also the bit about being a nymphomaniac is very much artistic license!

 

[Schtum]

The very same, but bear in my her fella also works there and she is an awful lot more intelligent than you might initially assume. Also the bit about being a nymphomaniac is very much artistic license!

A) I rarely assume.

B) She did strike me as being quite bright.

C) She was still very friendly.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

Ah well Ronno put:


So I thought this might do:


Really I thought you might have given me lots of abuse for that one.

Yer kiddin? I can barely mind whit I had for my tea never mind shite I posted weeks ago.

TBH I wondered aboot that very paragraph but the good looks and patience bit threw me

 

[G.C.]

the good looks and patience bit threw me

I have been desparately trying to hold onto my job.

Good luck with that Jocks, certainly not easy out there just now.