It’s amazing how the best laid plans go wrong…
Part 1 – the dull bit.
My business partner, James, his mate Chris and I had hatched a plan over a post-work pint one evening to head for Normandy on the bikes. Despite tens of thousands of miles in the UK, neither of us had ever managed to escape to continental Europe. So we decided to ride down to Portsmouth, get the Brittany Ferries Fastcat and do some exploring.
All the better, we’d be visiting Pegasus Bridge and the Ranville area, where James’ Grandfather had fought in the last war. He was with 13th (2nd/4th Battalion The South Lancashire Regiment) Parachute Battalion under Lt. Col. P. J. Luard.
from: http://www.pegasusarchive.org/normandy/war_13thBatt.htm
James’ Grandfather was Lieut Golding; apparently the resemblance between the two is striking. Sadly, I can’t comment as he died some years before I met his Grandaughter and ended up, very, very fortunately, in such a remarkable family.
Whilst James had never really talked to his Grandmother (known to absolutely everyone – family or not – as Nan) about what her husband had done in the War, she and I had sat for many hours in her back garden, over innumerable cups of tea and slices of home-made cake talking about it. James is 26, and neither of his parents were around in WWII – it’s somehow more remote for him. I’m 40, and my father fought in Burmah and Ma drove ambulances in Dover and Ramsgate, so it feels very, very much closer to me. I was keen to see where Grandfather had fought with (so Nan told me) some distinction.
I’d already asked you lot where you’d recommend in Cherbourg, and the short answer was ‘er, nowhere – go and stay with Adrian and Karen at the Normandy Beaches in Arromanches.” The recommendations really glowed, so I e-mailed Adrian and booked us in. The plan was starting to get a bit of substance to it.
As ever, with both of us running the business, everything else was somewhat last minute. Breakdown cover? Suppose we’d better have some – so I get on the phone to see who’ll cover me on a ’91 Airhead R100GS. The short answer is ‘practically no-one’ – it falls into some sort of no-bike’s land where it’s not enough to be classic and be looked after, but is old enough to be an old nail that will go wrong at the slightest provocation. Arse. It’s Thursday and we’re off tomorrow morning!
A quick post on here sees GSers firing over names of companies who might help. I start calling round, meeting wall after wall of ‘puter says no’, but eventually get cover on a recommendation of one of the operators at Britannia Rescue. That’s the GS sorted. Jim doesn’t give a stuff – his Honda CBR600 isn’t going to break down, even two-up with Chris on the back.
We then realise the only ferry to be had is an 0700 from Portsmouth, so we need somewhere to stay. Another post on here gets several recommendations, and we book into the Holiday Inn on Gunwharf Quays. Looks smart – and ought to be at the price.
All that needs done now is prep the bike (a bit anyway – just to show willing) and ride to Portsmouth. So I wander out to check the old girl over. Tyre pressures fine. Bit more oil. Lights? Ah – pilot bulb gone. I thought I should probably get a spare of each, so rang the long-suffering Matt at North Oxford Garages, and he sorted me out a set to collect en route.
Finally, we’d managed to clear the desks (at least enough to see that they WERE desks) and headed to Oxford to pick up Jim’s bike and Bampton for mine. I grab the bike file from the cabinet and gather insurance certificate, registration certificate and MoT. Everything else I can buy over there if I need it. I’m just looking over the MoT certificate when I realise it’s the wrong year – phew! Back to the file to find this year’s. Ah. The MoT was more expired than Gordon Brown’s Prime Ministerial honeymoon. It’s now 7pm, so the chances of another MoT are slim.
Now, the GS is packed (one bag – plenty of room for a few bottles of Montbazilliac and Loupiac and fags for Pip), the GPS is hard-wired in. Everything’s ready except some arsy bit of bureaucratic arse-paper. I swear a little, before realising that the glass is VERY much, as ever, more than half-full – I was just being too dim to see it.
There’s no point in having two if you don’t use ‘em, is there? The RS is insured, taxed AND MoTed. All I need to do is fit the GPS, kick the tyres a bit and check the oil and I’m sorted. No breakdown cover, but – ah – it’s bound to be fine.
Then the phone rings. It’s Karen from the Normandy Beaches – our B&B. She’s trying to sort out what seems like a double booking. I say it’ll be fine – life’s too short to worry about stuff like that. Spare sofa – that’ll do. Looks like I’m not the only one with things going a bit Pete.
So, as it starts to get dark I start fitting the GPS mount to the RS. Easy. Not. There’s no bloody where to put it, except on one of the frame spars. It’ll do with a few wraps of duct-tape. After forty minutes of fiddling, it’s all ready to go. Sling the bag in the (very much smaller) panniers and turn the key. Of course, she starts perfectly and I’m off – I’ve never done this before – I’m going to France on the bike. I know you lot have done it and many, many miles further away, but for me it’s new, exciting and bloody good fun.
I stop at a petrol station just outside Abingdon. “You going far?” the lad behind the counter asks, almost as if briefed. “Nah,” I reply with a barely suppressed grin, “Only France.”
Portsmouth next stop…
I get to sleep with this view.
Part 1 – the dull bit.
My business partner, James, his mate Chris and I had hatched a plan over a post-work pint one evening to head for Normandy on the bikes. Despite tens of thousands of miles in the UK, neither of us had ever managed to escape to continental Europe. So we decided to ride down to Portsmouth, get the Brittany Ferries Fastcat and do some exploring.
All the better, we’d be visiting Pegasus Bridge and the Ranville area, where James’ Grandfather had fought in the last war. He was with 13th (2nd/4th Battalion The South Lancashire Regiment) Parachute Battalion under Lt. Col. P. J. Luard.
Account of attack on the positions held by 13th Battalion (Lancashire) The Parachute Regiment, by 2nd Bn. 858 Gren Regt., 10 June 44. Known as the 'Battle of Ranville'.
At 0300 hrs 10 June, Capt Kerr came in to Battalion Headquarters to report to the Commanding Officer that there had been some machine gun fire from the same woods and that he suspected an attack. The Intelligence Officer, Lieut L.H.U. Golding, was sent to HQ 5 Para Bde with this information and a request for a F.O.O. to be attached to the Battalion. Capt Kerr was told to remain in observation, report all movement and on no account to open fire and so disclose his positions. The request for a F.O.O. was granted by Brigade who were doubtful about the attack, which was considered to be most unlikely.
from: http://www.pegasusarchive.org/normandy/war_13thBatt.htm
James’ Grandfather was Lieut Golding; apparently the resemblance between the two is striking. Sadly, I can’t comment as he died some years before I met his Grandaughter and ended up, very, very fortunately, in such a remarkable family.
Whilst James had never really talked to his Grandmother (known to absolutely everyone – family or not – as Nan) about what her husband had done in the War, she and I had sat for many hours in her back garden, over innumerable cups of tea and slices of home-made cake talking about it. James is 26, and neither of his parents were around in WWII – it’s somehow more remote for him. I’m 40, and my father fought in Burmah and Ma drove ambulances in Dover and Ramsgate, so it feels very, very much closer to me. I was keen to see where Grandfather had fought with (so Nan told me) some distinction.
I’d already asked you lot where you’d recommend in Cherbourg, and the short answer was ‘er, nowhere – go and stay with Adrian and Karen at the Normandy Beaches in Arromanches.” The recommendations really glowed, so I e-mailed Adrian and booked us in. The plan was starting to get a bit of substance to it.
As ever, with both of us running the business, everything else was somewhat last minute. Breakdown cover? Suppose we’d better have some – so I get on the phone to see who’ll cover me on a ’91 Airhead R100GS. The short answer is ‘practically no-one’ – it falls into some sort of no-bike’s land where it’s not enough to be classic and be looked after, but is old enough to be an old nail that will go wrong at the slightest provocation. Arse. It’s Thursday and we’re off tomorrow morning!
A quick post on here sees GSers firing over names of companies who might help. I start calling round, meeting wall after wall of ‘puter says no’, but eventually get cover on a recommendation of one of the operators at Britannia Rescue. That’s the GS sorted. Jim doesn’t give a stuff – his Honda CBR600 isn’t going to break down, even two-up with Chris on the back.
We then realise the only ferry to be had is an 0700 from Portsmouth, so we need somewhere to stay. Another post on here gets several recommendations, and we book into the Holiday Inn on Gunwharf Quays. Looks smart – and ought to be at the price.
All that needs done now is prep the bike (a bit anyway – just to show willing) and ride to Portsmouth. So I wander out to check the old girl over. Tyre pressures fine. Bit more oil. Lights? Ah – pilot bulb gone. I thought I should probably get a spare of each, so rang the long-suffering Matt at North Oxford Garages, and he sorted me out a set to collect en route.
Finally, we’d managed to clear the desks (at least enough to see that they WERE desks) and headed to Oxford to pick up Jim’s bike and Bampton for mine. I grab the bike file from the cabinet and gather insurance certificate, registration certificate and MoT. Everything else I can buy over there if I need it. I’m just looking over the MoT certificate when I realise it’s the wrong year – phew! Back to the file to find this year’s. Ah. The MoT was more expired than Gordon Brown’s Prime Ministerial honeymoon. It’s now 7pm, so the chances of another MoT are slim.
Now, the GS is packed (one bag – plenty of room for a few bottles of Montbazilliac and Loupiac and fags for Pip), the GPS is hard-wired in. Everything’s ready except some arsy bit of bureaucratic arse-paper. I swear a little, before realising that the glass is VERY much, as ever, more than half-full – I was just being too dim to see it.
There’s no point in having two if you don’t use ‘em, is there? The RS is insured, taxed AND MoTed. All I need to do is fit the GPS, kick the tyres a bit and check the oil and I’m sorted. No breakdown cover, but – ah – it’s bound to be fine.
Then the phone rings. It’s Karen from the Normandy Beaches – our B&B. She’s trying to sort out what seems like a double booking. I say it’ll be fine – life’s too short to worry about stuff like that. Spare sofa – that’ll do. Looks like I’m not the only one with things going a bit Pete.
So, as it starts to get dark I start fitting the GPS mount to the RS. Easy. Not. There’s no bloody where to put it, except on one of the frame spars. It’ll do with a few wraps of duct-tape. After forty minutes of fiddling, it’s all ready to go. Sling the bag in the (very much smaller) panniers and turn the key. Of course, she starts perfectly and I’m off – I’ve never done this before – I’m going to France on the bike. I know you lot have done it and many, many miles further away, but for me it’s new, exciting and bloody good fun.
I stop at a petrol station just outside Abingdon. “You going far?” the lad behind the counter asks, almost as if briefed. “Nah,” I reply with a barely suppressed grin, “Only France.”
Portsmouth next stop…
I get to sleep with this view.


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