I was young n fit once, now 73 with a f

ed back


,but I’m only 20ish in my head
I was by the river at a motorbike carpark in Koblenz, and met an old UK boy in 2017, he used to do a european tour with his mate - but it was all going wrong as his mate was becoming too old to do it - so he was on his tod wondering how long he could keep going on a 1200GS - he'd just got a new LC (but had wondered if he should have got an 800) - it didn't sound like it yet as he was telling me its a bit gutless and seem to hold back too often
I said "are you in Dynamic Pro riding mode" - he said "no I'm missing some modes they are greyed out on the cluster - and I don't know how to use them..."
I asked "Have you fitted the dongle" - he said "what are you talking about" - so then I asked "Have you looked under the seat", - "No" he replied. I said "We can sort your rider modes out now" - he got a little apprehensive "What will the bike do" - I said "Absolutely nothing different, unless you select one of the other modes"
Then he got a little more interested - as did I with his reply when I asked "what software are you running ?" he said the latest - and I thought he we go it'll be the original junk stuck in moped mode - but he assured me it was just updated at the dealer - and I thought this should be fun - I'll get to see if the article I just read is correct...
The first release of 2017 software had pepped up Dynamic Pro (now allowing minor wheelies so it accelerates like a grown up, instead of stuttering and coughing - and you now get a pop up on the LCD cluster saying may cause small wheelies...
So, seat off and in the little bag clipped underneath in the riders seat, is his unused rider mode dongle - without side cutters, queue 10 mins wriggling and wrestling the loom out of its tight cable tie - as the morons fit the dust cap so its release clip is hard against the frame and that's the tight bit - he's getting nervous, I'm wrecking his bike... but I'd done mine - its a fight but then you can keep the dongle in place using the same cable tie if you don't cut it off
plugged in all tidy, dust cap back in the bag, seat on - and his eyes light up when his LCD cluster now shows two rider modes he'd paid for but had never been able to reach - now un-greyed
So we immediately select Rider Mode Pro -
and indeed he was on the latest software, as up popped the new message on selection
"may cause inadvertent wheel lift" - and off he rode at 80 years of age ready to let it rip
Never saw him again - would love to have heard what he thought ?