Geordie talk.

[MacFarlane]

Auld ones............

Geordie gans inte tha barburs in Aaashington, and gans, "alreet, can ye giv us a perm, like?" Barber gans, "I wandered lurnley as a clood.." (Perm, poem.......)



Then he gans te the doctaz, and gans, "docta, docta, me donger stinks of choclate and curcunut", to which the docta replies, "Aye, whey its bound te" (Bounty bar........)


I'll get me coat

 

[Don El Eee]

...Yi needz te lorn proppa jordi wurds like Cowies, Ekkies, Stottiez, Tack, Blaa, Surpbar, Pityakka, Shearah and Makkumcunt.

Ecstacy, Ecstacy, bread bun, Cannabis (spelt 'Tac' dontyakna ), bread bun, ?, inhabitants of Northumbrian mining villages, son of a Gosforth metal worker, inhabitants of Sunderland.

What's Surpbar then?

 

[Hairnet600]

wha canna dee if soom poof spills me broon and necks ah'll me bait doon tha booza like?

dee ah chin im and shite doon is nekk

 

[Hairnet600]

me may at lives 2 miles inside that makem border post on tha 690 and makes oot hes a durham lad

why can ah not take what he say as reet?

 

[Hairnet600]

Ecstacy, Ecstacy, bread bun, Cannabis (spelt 'Tac' dontyakna ), bread bun, ?, inhabitants of Northumbrian mining villages, son of a Gosforth metal worker, inhabitants of Sunderland.

What's Surpbar then?

wha e seed like

knaa ah''l them not surpbar tho

 

[Borderraider]

me may at lives 2 miles inside that makem border post on tha 690 and makes oot hes a durham lad

why can ah not take what he say as reet?

Yee canna believe owt a Mackem tells yee

 

[Beetle2112]

SURPBAR MAN..... SURPBAR Y'knaa nowtyeelyk

 

[Toad]

My training for the event has focussed on walking around in sub-zero temperatures with nothing more than a short black dress and high heels on.

I'll be fine by the time I get there

 

[Don El Eee]

SURPBAR MAN..... SURPBAR Y'knaa nowtyeelyk

Is it bar of soap in an Ashington accent?

 

[Beetle2112]

Is it bar of soap in an Ashington accent?

Thats worrased man....Surpbar !!

 

[Beetle2112]

My training for the event has focussed on walking around in sub-zero temperatures with nothing more than a short black dress and high heels on.

I'll be fine by the time I get there

Yiz haad berra not be wearin nikkaz y'homm.... Proppa lasses wear NOWT !

 

[Toad]

Yiz haad berra not be wearin nikkaz y'homm.... Proppa lasses wear NOWT !

Yup - me nuts are just below the skirt line, and me old fella's had to get a hat

 

[Smiler400]

Ans a few helpful lines for your night oot,

Sid the Sexist - Oot on the tap 18



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcnN8-sJ8Hk

 

[Beetle2112]

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[Sir James]

I wouln't worry about the accent lads ..........

I think Boro is closer to Newcastle than this place so most people being from the West will have a good grasp of the Queens English and probably support Hexam FC ....

Hopefully it will be a Soverign Ring Free Zone so everyone can relax .....

Come on Forest ............
Beet the Skanks ................

 

[freeloader]

Worked with Geordies for two years in t' Middle East.

Been reading Viz since it were just a nipper.

Reckon I should be able to cope.

 

[Sir James]

If anyone is coming up the M6 , hang a right at Penrith , follow signs for Alston then ride down The Tyne or The Wear Valley , best two runs ever ..... FACT ...

However The Wear Valley is the better of the two .....

PS .... Don't forget to turn left at Hamsterly before the Ford ....

 

[g.s.john]

speaking as a girlie southern tosser ah recktum if you neck enough newkie broon you will understand perfickly and if that theory is a load of bollicks you wont give a flying feck anyhoo cos after a few hours on friday and saterday night we'll all be talking shite

 

[Hairnet600]

nae london pride up here tho

plently o pimms and babycham

 

[Beetle2112]

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