Don't polish it !!! Ride It !!! If it breaks !!! Mend it !!! Unless you own a Chelsea tractor
materialistic:
A man parks his brand new BMW R1200GS in front of the office to show it
off to his colleagues. As he's getting off the bike, a lorry comes
speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the mirror and pannier.
More than a little distraught, he grabs his mobile and calls
the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance
to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My BMW
R1200GS, my beautiful silver BMW1200GS is ruined. No matter how long it's
at the dealers it'll simply never be the same again!'
As he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust. 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody are,
' he says. 'You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the R1200GS
owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
off when the truck hit you.'
He looks down in horror. 'F***ing HELL!' he screams........
'Where's my Rolex????...'