Am i missing something here?

Surely the ONLY point of re-mapping any Boxer twin is to ensure that AF ratios are set up so that you get close to the ideal at WOT, idle and all revs in between?
Judging by BMW's standard (new) bike dyno runs, they seem to have done a pretty decent job straight from the factory, at least with the 1250. The only dyno runs I've seen for the 1200 look a bit more of a mixed bag but part of that surely is down to where the oxygen sensors are fitted. The runs where the 02 readings were taken from headers looked much better than those taken post-CAT, as you'd expect, so the only conclusions that I can see from this are that:
1) For the most part it shouldn't prove necessary (at least from what I've seen for W/C motors, so post 2013 bikes?);
2) The only other point of doing it would be for a de-CAT full system change or air filter change or both;
3) An industry has grown up around the "insurance" of getting away from "dangerously lean run conditions" when often a "proper" dyno run should show that standard, there isn't any "dangerously lean" condition.
I can see the point where there may be lean spots within areas of the rev range for emissions compliance, but at some point this must surely become part of an MOT check, so defeating environmental changes which are there for the betterment of health and the environment has to be a morally contentious decision. Still, if smoothing out power and torque figures can be effected through changes to variable valve timing and more sophisticated ignition changes I can see how this might be possible, but the boxer, shift cam aside, doesn't use variable valve timing...so what the heck is being altered except for AFR which as some of us have seen, seems not too far off from standard? I don't buy it that BMW are selling bikes that "need mending" from the factory. Plenty of high miles bog standard examples are testament to this.
I've ridden the 1150 standard and it fuelled just fine and was lovely lower down the rev range especially. My 1200 is bog standard and fuels perfectly based on the seat of the pants dyno. It has enough power as standard, more than enough for what it is. If I wanted more, well there's plenty of choice for more powerful sports-touring oriented bikes. This isn't a topic that seems likely to get agreement between forum members any time soon, so you pays your money and makes your choice.