You're the one being the fuckwit Red1. You are aggressive and rude in your responses to others (see exhaust thread in Honda section for another example of your abusive manner). And if you really believe a Goldwing can keep up with a GS on sweepy A and B roads then you are delusional too. I toured with a "half decent" rider on the 1800 and he didn't have a hope in hell of keeping up.
One thing your 40 plus years of experience hasn't taught you is manners and respect