does anybody actually know of anyone who has had foreign objects or material inserted into their engine via the oil filler?
Not stories about it happening to someone someone else knows, various others, or urban myths, but verifiable accounts of this really happening.....
....you're more likely to have your tank keyed, your seat slashed, or your brake hoses sliced by a knife wielding maniac than become a victim of a tooled-up 7mm allen keyed sand bagger......
...stands back and awaits the torrent of true tales contradicting his idle cynicsm...