I won a work lottery (£1000) about ten years ago at work, that night my wife got an anonymous call at home telling her I had won a grand , bunch of bast***s I used to work with
One of the few things i got right in my misspent youth was to hook up with Mrs Og;
A woman that loves Her Bikes as much as me.
Somehow or other She manages to find the money for us to go off most years on the Bike for a tour.
If it were left to me - the best we'd manage is a week with my relations down the country.
It's often been said to me "i have to earn browny points to get away on the Bike - YOU, ya fecker - earn browny points by bringing Her away on the Bike!"