ok!! to put you out of your misery

[Honister]

Gazza's standby GPS

Hope it is programmed better than the Compass otherwise the girls will end up at the North Pole.

 

[Deleted Member Mtn]

Are you publishing a route with dates and times on for your epic trip? we could end up with a relay! in addition to your fundraiser. £20 is on its way from me....

yes .... the dates and route willhopefully be available by the weekend...
it will be posted on a separate thread on the forum... watch this space...

thanks for the donation xxxxx

by the way... thanks to Ian underwood and his partner Lisa.. they bunged me £20 at the east mids meet last night xxxxx

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

You might meet this bloke - if you're really lucky.

he's just walked nude from lands end to john o'groats

 

[Deleted Member Mtn]

You might meet this bloke - if you're really lucky.

nah.... i prefer men with trimmed beards......

 

[Jim McSharry]

Heyup Marion and Lucy!

Me and Pamela suffered a little bit of inconvenience 2 weeks ago through the BMW Emergency Recovery system (Mondial Assistance).

Today a cheque for £50 landed in the letterbox as a bit of compensation for our troubles - a very fair offer and dealt with to my full satisfaction by a Mr Barry Drinkall of the Company - well done Mr D!

For our few hours of hassle and the very sore botties you two are going to endure, consider it yours for the 'pot'.

We are in West Yorksha - the offer of any help in either direction is there for the taking.

Well done girls - good luck and safe riding to you both.

xxxx

Jim and Pam

 

[Eurostar]

I'll give you £50 if you can persuade 10 of the male members here to check themselves for testicular cancer, and then confirm it (text only, no pics please!) in this thread.

I had testicular cancer about 7 years ago, and made a full recovery. The good news about testicular cancer is that the treatment is very effective - unlike breast cancer it rarely kills. If I were raising money for cancer research I would pick breast cancer over testicular cancer any day of the week.

The bad news is that men don't examine themselves much, so they don't notice (or choose to ignore) the telltale swelling of one bollock until the cancer has spread to other parts of the body, as happened to me.

Men hardly talk about these things, so I'm all for women taking over the role of chief bollock examiner - if women checked their partners' balls as often as they checked their own breasts it would definitely save lives. No doubt there are plenty of men in here who, like me, don't have a woman handy to lavish attention on the area in question. So Matron and Lucy, this is where you come in! Get the chaps to have a fumble and report back online. If you can get the ball rolling (fnaar, fnaar) I'll be very impressed and you might just improve the life expectancy of the average UK GSer!

If anybody wants to know more about any aspect of testicular cancer or its treatment ask away. The main thing you need to know is that if one of your balls grows you should get your GP to take a look asap. No need to panic, it might be nothing...there are plenty of harmless reasons for one of your balls to be bigger than the other....but get yourself checked anyway.

Happy handfuls,

Nick

 

[Jim McSharry]

the telltale swelling of one bollock

Nick - on behalf of those who don't know enough about this subject, can I say 'well done' mate and a BIG thanks for sharing that in a predominantly male environment.

What I failed to understand from reading the stuff I read was that it was such a simple self (or otherwise ) examination.

Anyway - my bllx are ok tonight so you'd better start putting the dosh together my friend!

Come on boys - make the man get his dosh out - get your mits on your bits (moreso after a bath or shower but not in the bath as you may find some floaty stuff you didn't want ....no, no Jim - stop right there and let them use their imagination!!!!!)

 

[judge]

Mrs Judge a nursing Sister of some 19 years qualified was asked if she knew how to check for Testicular cancer, her reply...

"check regulalry for size differences and abnormal shape..."

Which all sounded right and proper...

"...and squeeze hard!!"

Which I think just goes to deonstrate that nurses enjoy a but of humour in their work

Nick, I think that is now two of us on your list of checked nadgers, II hope that you are soon £50 worse off for the cause. Well done

 

[judge]

Come on boys - make the man get his dosh out - get your mits on your bits (moreso after a bath or shower but not in the bath as you may find some floaty stuff you didn't want ....no, no Jim - stop right there and let them use their imagination!!!!!)

Me thinks you didn't stop short enough and revealed a tad too much information . No wonder you needed a lie-in this morning you must've been knackered (excuse the pun) jerkit

 

[Fanum]

I was about to check mine a second ago after reading that.........but i looked up and saw Jim's Rodent on the screen and decided not to...i kicked that particular fetish years ago........

So I'm off for a shower and a grope.....that makes three of us.

Well done Nick.

Ps can i check my man titties too?.

 

[Deleted Member Mtn]

a new slant

well... just got up after a night of excess with the girlies .. and what do i see... a conversation between you blokes about... tesicular cancer....

well done eurostar......

its about time you blokes took handling your bits more seriously...
its a cancer that doesnt get much publicity but is equally important to mem.... as they lose part of their 'manhood if they are diagnosed.... just as women feel that they have lost part of their identity when they lose a breast

so... i feel another thread coming on ... and another meaning for the phrase 'get yours out for the girls..

 

[Keyframe]

Yup, thought provoking stuff. Put me down for £20 as well Matron. I'd better go and check me plums...

 

[Steptoe]

Donation paid in yesterday- Wishing you all the best in your efforts -- Good luck

 

[Timolgra]

A great cause, will hand over my £20 in Cornwall. Well done and good luck.
Tim

 

[Eurostar]

Well done chaps! Seems we're about half way to the target of 10 bollock examinations...keep 'em coming!

By the way Matron, don't equate losing a bollock with losing a breast - it's certainly an alarming prospect but one doesn't miss it afterwards....perhaps because women don't stare at our balls nearly as much as we stare at their tits? And clever old Nature with in-built redundancy maybe...the remaining bollock tries to do the work of two, and perhaps the brain registers this and feels content. Patients are offered a silicone replacement, but plenty don't bother, me included....didn't think it worth having another operation for. And there is one advantage to being mono-bollocked - if you ride a sports bike it halves the pain of crunching your nut(s) on the tank.

 

[Striker]

Well done girls and good luck on the trip, but please take care. I'm more than happy to help out with a donation. Where do I send it?

Nick, add another to you list. Come on lads don't be shy you know it's for a good cause.

Andy

 

[Deleted Member Mtn]

By the way Matron, don't equate losing a bollock with losing a breast - ....perhaps because women don't stare at our balls nearly as much as we stare at their tits?

my nephew has only got one nadger and he reckons he pulled more women by telling them about it, thus firing their curiosity.....

you're a star eurostar..... if not for showing the courage to talk about your own experiences and what many grown men fear ..... so much that out of 53 views on the poll, only 7 have posted and 3 replied......

 

[slimbo]

er i have done the nadger check and as far as i can see there are still two ..and they are both the same size i will get mrs slim to recheck later tonite??? . hope this helps

 

[~Stef~]

Patients are offered a silicone replacement, but plenty don't bother, me included....didn't think it worth having another operation for. And there is one advantage to being mono-bollocked - if you ride a sports bike it halves the pain of crunching your nut(s) on the tank.

Not to mention the weight saved

 

[Lucy]

Seeing as its Valentines Day, I shoud hope that there will be plenty of breast fumblings and bollox squeezing going on tonight so everybody on this forum should all have been checked by the morning.

Lucy xx