My preferred solution to bike theft is the legalise the shooting of all thieves... They wouldn't try it more than once ! It's actually my preferred solution to a whole range of crimes. Not only would you solve the crime problem, but population reduction would help save the planet AND think of all the savings from the Benefits system...
But how do you identify a thief? Attempting to steal does not make you one. You'd need to wait until they've committed the theft first.
So!
P.S no wheels on an overhead crane in case you fancied nicking that!

