Stolen bike...how can I stop this??

My preferred solution to bike theft is the legalise the shooting of all thieves... They wouldn't try it more than once ! It's actually my preferred solution to a whole range of crimes. Not only would you solve the crime problem, but population reduction would help save the planet AND think of all the savings from the Benefits system...

But how do you identify a thief? Attempting to steal does not make you one. You'd need to wait until they've committed the theft first.
 
But how do you identify a thief? Attempting to steal does not make you one. You'd need to wait until they've committed the theft first.
Good point... I'd just stand there and watch them... then as soon as they move it... Bang bang ! That's one less lowlife scrote.... give it a few days, and the word will get round... I reckon within a week... you'll have almost stopped bike crime.

The issue right now... is that there is zero deterrent.
 
No guarantees but I am a fan of Hiplock and Litelock.

I wonder if there was no signal in the underground car park and that caused the delay? I have a Monimoto and if you have no 4G it's useless!
 
Basically that’s what happened in El Salvador, once one of, or even the, most dangerous country in the world.

The president took action and either imprisoned or killed all the gang members, thieves, and scrotes. Homicide rate fell to pretty much the same as Britain.

It’s not rocket science. 99% of the population are not thieves and murderers. Take out the 1% that are and crime largely goes away.
 
Don’t get me started on Datatool.

The original tracker on my 1250GSA was a damned nuisance, giving nuisance false alarms and its location misreporting continuously. Datatool sent a mobile fitter with another unit, turns out it’s now a lesser spec unit with no fob for added security.

The only alert calls I’ve had since fitting the newer unit is when departing on the channel tunnel train, asking me to report or cancel a theft alert. I got cut off mid-call before I could reply and had no further call backs during my eleven day Euro trip. It doesn’t fill me with confidence that they give a shit.
 
I had a light bulb moment, just came to me, money no object, he said. :idea So!

Attach offshore container shackles (4) to the bike frame at suitable lifting points, then some wire rope complete with shackles and a metal Loop. Link onto an indoor overhead crane, hoist bike up 20-30 feet into the air. Take the remote control for crane with you in your briefcase.
Now lets see them nick that one. :green gri P.S no wheels on an overhead crane in case you fancied nicking that!
 
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I had a light bulb moment, just came to me, money no object, he said. :idea So!

Attach offshore container shackles (4) to the bike frame at suitable lifting points, then some wire rope complete with shackles and a metal Loop. Link onto an indoor overhead crane, hoist bike up 20-30 feet into the air. Take the remote control for crane with you in your briefcase.
Now lets see them nick that one. :green gri P.S no wheels on an overhead crane in case you fancied nicking that!
I do something similar... I leave the bike on the bike lift in the garage, so it's about 3ft from the ground... then take the lever indoors. How many scrotes are going to come equipped with a spare bike life lever ??
 
Sorry to hear about your theft mate, I've little doubt the fact you parked it same place often is the real issue it was targeted. The scum regularly visit popular parking areas including underground car parks. The disc cutting is well known trick to defeat disc locks, it takes seconds. A cut discs doesn't stop the bike being moved, they're cheap to replace and aren't high value spare parts. Disc locks are all but useless against pros. I only use a D4 or X1 fitted like this

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Both types can fitted through the lower fork and the wheel hub, with all the rubber on. This way the front wheel can't be removed without cutting the caliper mounting. So you've got to cut the lock twice. I use another either D4 or X1 though the one on the wheel to secure it to a ground anchor. It won't stop the bike being lifted into a van if it's not secured to a ground anchor. But it will stop what happened to you unless they cut the lock. Which will take a lot of time and effort.
 
I leave the bike on the bike lift in the garage, so it's about 3ft from the ground... then take the lever indoors. How many scrotes are going to come equipped with a spare bike life lever ??

The OP wasn’t at home.

He’d like advice on parking his bike when he’s out and about every day.

The most day-to-day practical so far, seems to be using a lock that is not secured to the disc. Or, if a disc lock is to be used, then consider using one that attaches to the rear disc, as it’s more awkward to attack. This and the realisation, that a bike secured to itself, is secured to itself. If possible, chain it something solid. OK, it won’t prevent the chain being cut, though to make this more awkward, try to have the chain off the ground, giving less for the thief to press against.

Simple push away thefts are still the most common, often involving bikes that are totally unsecured, often lost due to the “But I was only gone a minute” scenario. Few thieves go equipped with oxyacetylene equipment. The OP seemingly took reasonable precautions (and a lot more than some do) but was, in all probability, simply unlucky or targeted specifically. Insurance will resolve the problem for him but not the disappointment, nor the frustration.
 
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Most trackers are fitted in an easy to find place…

The tracker at least activated, with a call and text going through to the OP. That he didn’t hear the call nor see the text, is another matter entirely.

I changed the battery in my car yesterday but forgot to contact MetaTrack. The tracker company contacted me (very promptly) twice by phone and and once by text, warning me that the battery on the vehicle had been disconnected. To ensure that they stood the warning down, I had to give them a password.

The OP had a Datatool tracker on his bike; a well regarded tracker device and service. I have the same device on my 1600. Whenever I have accidentally pushed the bike out of my garage, without turning on the engine, I have received at least two calls and a text. Do they contact the police if I don’t call them back? No. That does not surprise me.
 
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So I had my 1250GSA 40th Anniversary nicked on Tuesday. About 3:30pm from the John Lewis underground car park at White City West London - generally a busy place at that time of the day.

I've always thought the parking there was super safe. The bike was chained to an anchor point in the car park via the rear wheel. I also had anAbus Granit disc lock on one of the front discs and Oxford Ulock on the other front disc. Both of these were alarmed. I also had the factory fit tracker installed and armed. There is CCTV there too, although they will only relaase this to plod. When the bike was stolen I only received one text message notification and one call which I missed. I discovered the bike was gone two hours later when I returned. They had cut through both front discs (not the locks) and cut through the rear chain before pushing away with another couple of Maxi scooters. They then rode like that for another mile through West London, before disabling the tracker completely. The whole thing seems to have taken about 20 minutes.

I am just writing this out of despair really. My questions are:
What is the point of putting a load of disc locks on if they just cut through the disc itself?
What is the point of having the tracker on if the tracking company only call you once and the thieves can immediately disable it without too many problems.

Money no object what else can I do to secure the bike? Is there a Rolls Royce combination of locks or trackers that will stop them? Is there some sort of guard to stop them cutting through the discs?

Any help much appreciated although in all honestly I doubt I'll be able to carry on biking now as I expect my insurance will go through the roof.

Thanks all - I bloody loved that bike.

Z
Bastards
 


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