Ummmmmmmmm ..... (scratch chin .... )
Had a play on a standard 1190 today. (Half with her indoors and half solo)
It's an itch I've got to scratch! My immediate impressions, within minutes, was (and yes I've banged on about this before..) how clever it is that people can engineer soul into a metal and plastic machine. You just know the minute your get on this bike, that its heritage comes from off roading. It just shouts at you 'I want to light my rear end up', 'take me up that byway'. I really liked the ergonomics of the my arms / shoulders and seating position. I felt like I was back on a 450 off roader and I was going to stick my foot out and drift the rear wheel. It feels light in my hands, and I loved that feel of flared elbows, and lots of lateral wrist movements. (Does that make sense?). It made me want to 'squirrel' the bike about if you get my drift. I sort of became very involved with my torso arms and bars, push a knee into the tank, squirrel it round the roundabout, wheelie off the lip of it on it's exit ...
So Yep, I liked that a lot. Speed?? Yep, pretty quick but if i'm honest .... It's only going to trounce my GS on a straight. How often on an A road are you going to get 250 / 300 metres of undiluted full throttle 140+ mph? (Northern France

). So yes the top end is good, nice rush, and of course I had a play (I see the fancy F1 'change gear now for Gawds sake' light blinking away on the clocks) and yep, I acknowledge that it nice and quick. But it's not the be all and end all of a bike in my opinion, and if you made use of that very top end lark all the time .... well eventually it's going to bite you on the arse in some shape or form. (But nice to have for the occasional play).
I was a bit disappointed with the engine note to be honest. It sounded like an old Suzuki GS500

I'm sorry but ... my full remus system on the GS sounds much better!
Errrrrrr, what else, Brakes seemed fine, nice modulation; not grabby and plenty powerful enough, errrrrrrr what else .... bit of dive in the forks that of course I don't get on the GS (not a bad thing - makes pulling a minger off the rebound a doddle compared to the no dive GS .. ), so Yep, all in all, I liked it.
Will I / would I get one??
Oh ..... feck me ....
If it was just me and no pillion, Ummmm .... I'd be very tempted. I definitely want to test the R and maybe stick Rosy on the back. For me the bottom line is this. (and its all been said before ... );
There's heart and there's head. Do I love my Gs?? Not really. It's a good bike, and it is. It
is a good bike. And the acid test in this sort of scenario is 'how does your own bike feel when you ride it home' ?? Even though my GS is still stuck in two up + Luggage on it's firm setting ('cos I'm still waiting for new clocks, so the suspension if frozen in its last setting) and even though it's so 'non pliable' at the moment, (stiff as a board and chattering all over the road), I still spanked it home on my own as quick as that 1190 could have gone, but .... but ...... with all the trimmings of a decent screen, built in sat nav, decent luggage (if I was using it on the day) ... etc etc.
Does that do it for me? Does that BM thang make it a deal cruncher?? No !!!! That's the irony! It almost annoys me that I'm on a poxy BM with all the other lemmings in their flip front Caberg helmets, it annoys me that my BM isn't the love of my life, it frustrates me that I'm one of them!!!! I don't want to be one of them, I want to be a bit of a rebel - I want to wheelie my bike out the roundabout in my Klim jacket and leathers, and then fuck off down the local B road at 120 ...

I want a bike that has soul, I want a bike that has a character, I loved the fact that The KTM was shouting 'spank me ... spank me daddy ... spank me ..... ' (Whoa .... getting a bit carried away there blokes sorry about that ..

)
So for those reasons ..... I really liked the KTM. But the BM can do that too

Just not as well. But it does it and .... it's luggage is better, it's pillion comfort is better, it's 'hey we've got a weekend free, lets go to Spa on a whimsy' is better.
Damn !!!

Heart or head
The KTM is fun, the BM is errrrrrr .... sigh .... errrrrrrrrrr .... fuck ..... I'd be mad to change ....
The dealer has a 2013 1190R in with a grand off the list price and free luggage, crash bars, heated grips etc etc. (I'm sure he said about 12K all in).
