7th July 2015
I sleep really well and wake at a very civilised 0700. I shower and get stuff packed up ready to go, then walk down to the bike and move it under the porch in the shade - it's already warm.
I go in for breakfast where Linda - who remembers me from October - welcomes me and we have a good chat about this and that - like the fact her leg is in a Velcro cast (knackered ligament in her foot).
The doctor has told her to rest it. Some chance - Linda is a classic taker in of waifs and strays (which may explain her remembering me

) and a workaholic. I wonder if companies realise how much employees like this add to their business - and whether they ever reward it?
I take the luggage trolley up to my room, then return to load the bike and set off into a bright morning at about 0830...
It feels very humid and is already warm. I have done up all the vents in my jacket, so that I'll feel the benefit when I open them later.
This is training from my mother, you see. For someone born in Germany, she adopted a lot of British sayings:
"Take your coat off when inside, or you won't feel the benefit when you go out"
"A stitch in time saves nine"
"Don't spoil the ship for a h'aporth of tar"
"Quick, put your lederhosen on - let's annex the Sudetenland"
Actually, she may have brought that last one with her...
I stay on the Interstate until the far side of Boise, then turn off at Ontario (no, not that one) for a plot up.
I'm booked into a motel in Bend this evening - it's about six hours away, but I have no intention of spending too much time on the Interstate. Whilst I am plotting, this old gent turns up...
Any guesses?
Doris plans me one of her winding routes - it's a discouraging seven hours long, but I know I can cut it short and use a direct route if it all gets a bit difficult...
I unzip my vents and set off. The weather is humid and a town thermometer reads 84F - it's forecast to get warmer...
I'm soon directed down a series of farm roads - mostly well maintained gravel and dirt...
Surprising amount of diversification here...
Pretty soon Doris does it again.
Steers me miles down a dirt track only to then point out a road that doesn't exist. I use her 'avoid roadblock' feature and she gets me on an alternative route right away...
That's more like it...
I meet Eddie...
...and Rowdy, and we have a chat about things (well, Rowdy just listened, to be strictly accurate). Eddie gives me directions to a place called Malheur Reservoir - well worth the trip. I say my thank-yous and, following Doris's lead, find she's routed me via there...
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye...
...although in some places - a later crop perhaps, it's hardly high enough to tickle an elephant's fancy...
Onward!
It's a great road, which I have all to myself...
Bloody hell it's hot though...
Linda filled my CamelBack up with ice at Mountain Home, and I'm drinking from it almost continually. Keeping the visor open doesn't cool me down much - it's just a blast of hot air drying the sweat on my face...
...at least I seem to have ditched the rain clouds that were gathering in Mountain Home...
My original plan had been to visit Crater Lake, but my timing was off...
...as the area is due to get thunderstorms early this afternoon, then heavy rain for a couple of days...
...so I opted to go to Bend instead - about the same distance, but at least dry...
Doris tries to steer me up here, but I'm having none of it and stick to the main dirt road...
The clouds on the horizon are fantastic - and none look too threatening...
I wonder whether the greenery to my right is the reservoir (Eddie said it was dry)...
Quite suddenly, I'm back on tarmac. Enough of being an off-road God for one day

- I get Doris to recalculate a gentlemanly route to Bend...
…which she does – still just under five hours. Let’s go!
I take a picture of a barn to celebrate (well, we've not had one in a while)...
The route is just superb – hardly any traffic and great wide roads with long sweeping bends. The only fly in the ointment is Oregon’s 55mph speed limit and the heat…
I decide to accept the chance of getting nicked and set a 70mph cruise, which at least gets some air moving about the place…
The temperature drops occasionally when I reach the summit of a pass, but I’m soon back down in the stifling heat of the valleys…
I stop to refuel at a little general store – the Burnt River Market…
…I top my CamelBack up with ice and drink a glass of lemonade without it touching the sides. In the field opposite was this old chap…
Any guesses?
Further down the road, and probably closer to the scrapheap, I find this old girl…
Onward!
I head towards John Day – the weather is great – except for the heat…
…the clouds are beginning to look a little more threatening, though…
…and I’m pretty sure there’s an imbedded cumulo-nimbus there, with a heart of darkness…
At Prairie City, this old boy was lying on his own – his flamboyant paintwork bleaching in the sun…
Any guesses?
Smoke rises from behind the hills, where a wildfire is burning...
I see a couple of aircraft circling, but they are too far off to identify (one was clearly a medium twin prop – but the other looked like a Boeing 727 or something similar)…
…a little further down the road there was a forward operating base for fire fighting helicopters
In no time at all, it seems, I am entering the gorge that marks the entry to the John Day Fossil Beds…
It’s a lovely road – twisty and sheltered and – importantly today – shady and cool now and again…
Have I mentioned the heat?
Back on the open road, I’m now heading for Prineville, some 80 miles distant…
Another great road – the Adv is running like a sewing machine...
...eating up the miles…
I get into Prineville during rush hour (I should think), but I’m soon through heading towards Bend…
…but I have time to stop off at the overlook...
– this is where GSgal and I had our first ride-out together – about a hundred years ago…
…It’s a good view…
…but it’s time to get on.
My attention is drawn to the large mass of cloud that is centred, in my estimation, on Bend…
I mean, there’s no need for that, is there?
The horizon is lit with frequent flashes of lightning and it’s clear somewhere is getting a good soaking…
Doris keeps carefully steering me away from it, but, as I turn down 3rd Street, it looks like hell on toast…
Remarkably, it holds off and I am quickly checked in to Room 23 of the Cascades Lodge...
...a very nice little mom & pop motel, with excellent aircon, leopard print lampshades(!) and – most importantly – a shower…
A long day – close on 400 miles - but a great day’s riding.
Did I mention it was hot?