O my god Please do not Phone Lings in Dunmow for any information or part exchange price on the Tigersport 800
no idea when its coming
no idea when they are getting a demo bike
no idea the cost of the panniers
no idea of the cost of the top box
no idea of a price of any of the accessories
no Idea if it comes with Cntr stand as standard
gave him all the details of my 5 month old 600 mile Transalp with every Honda pack plus plus, invoice price that I paid £12,255.00 plus 3 Pce Metal luggage, Yoshimura End Can, screen adjusters, Honda touring Screen, Alarm, Etc etc, he had to go and check, which I can understand as its got everything he phoned me the next day as happy as Larry as if he had just done me a solid with a part exchange price of £5k LOL I bet he really wished he did not really say that now,
I shoved fucks into him for the next 5 minutes
£5k for a bike that cost with the bits over £13k, £8 grand loss in 600 miles, I told him I could have run a fucking Maybach for less !! Fuck me ive lost some money on bikes before but I nearly shit a cat when he said that!! I had to check he had the correct bike,
why put a bendy little twat who dont even shave yet in charge of selling your product, that they know absolutely fuck all about, I thought I was getting the shaft when Dobles offered me £9,500 back for it against the new NT1100 that made my shit itch, but that was a proper piss take from Triumph !!
Rant over: I will find another Triumph dealers where the salesmen are not space cadets and there sniffing organ's are not full of modern chemistry as this fucktard's obviously was, I almost asked him if he was using the whole fist !!
Id rather just leave it in the garage and never use it again, put it next to my R1150 GSA SE and just look at them both, than accept that
Rob