Hi Wapster.
Right, I want the best routes available to humanity that link these destinations. Then find and book perfect hotels in idyllic spots en-route that have good access for wild swimming for Mrs S. Subsequently, source and reserve tables at the best restaurants in all overnight locations. I would like this done by next Wednesday ideally. Oh, and get us a cheap tunnel crossing booked as well cheers. And for Gods sake, try and get this done without the usual sardonic whining about finding bloody maps and doing it myself - so dull. Ta.
Joking aside, my route is roughly as per the green highlighter on the map below.

And my overnight stops are:
Ay near Epernay
Vic-Sur-Seilles west of Nancy
Cernay near Mulehouse
Somewhere near good swimming spots in the Black Forest
Baden Baden
Somewhere between Koblenz and Trier
The two somewhere locations are places I have never been before so any recommendations of nice restaurants, nice hotels, must ride roads, places to see or even wild swimming spots greatly appreciated.
And yes, I appreciate I can fucking google it all and use trip advisor reviews but I would rather start with positive experiences from like minded travellers. Cheers in advance for any assistance.
Right, I want the best routes available to humanity that link these destinations. Then find and book perfect hotels in idyllic spots en-route that have good access for wild swimming for Mrs S. Subsequently, source and reserve tables at the best restaurants in all overnight locations. I would like this done by next Wednesday ideally. Oh, and get us a cheap tunnel crossing booked as well cheers. And for Gods sake, try and get this done without the usual sardonic whining about finding bloody maps and doing it myself - so dull. Ta.
Joking aside, my route is roughly as per the green highlighter on the map below.

And my overnight stops are:
Ay near Epernay
Vic-Sur-Seilles west of Nancy
Cernay near Mulehouse
Somewhere near good swimming spots in the Black Forest
Baden Baden
Somewhere between Koblenz and Trier
The two somewhere locations are places I have never been before so any recommendations of nice restaurants, nice hotels, must ride roads, places to see or even wild swimming spots greatly appreciated.
And yes, I appreciate I can fucking google it all and use trip advisor reviews but I would rather start with positive experiences from like minded travellers. Cheers in advance for any assistance.
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