Right, so to cut through the crap:
The first dealer refused to register a bike in their name (as is their right), and BMW appear to have a policy that UK bikes must not be sold unregistered.
The second dealer will happily register a bike in their name, but BMW would prefer that you use your local dealer.
To encourage you to use your local dealer, one of their staff is giving up their allocation so you can get a bike locally that by your own admission you haven't got the time to collect yourself from England.
Hope your leg isn't too sore to ride it after all this
The first dealer refused to register a bike in their name (as is their right), and BMW appear to have a policy that UK bikes must not be sold unregistered.
The second dealer will happily register a bike in their name, but BMW would prefer that you use your local dealer.
To encourage you to use your local dealer, one of their staff is giving up their allocation so you can get a bike locally that by your own admission you haven't got the time to collect yourself from England.
Hope your leg isn't too sore to ride it after all this

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