What Harley should I take for a test ride?

att said:
I have decided.....Timaloy you aresuchacunt.
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You've met me. Surely that was never in any doubt was it?

Bez1 said:
Fucking idiot, the fucking colour is the most important part.
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I know. And I feel bad for asking for advice & then ignoring some of it. But I don't like blue.

Outtomunch said:
G'on then, what's the bike? You doing that on Saturday?? I might pop along and have a look around :)

Andres
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Yip, booked in for tomorrow. Something called a 'Super Low RT'. :nenau.
The e-mail I got back said they can't guarantee this will be available when I get there & I might have to take something else out.

Edit: I wasn't offered the full range when I booked the test ride.
 
Timaloy said:
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Yip, booked in for tomorrow. Something called a 'Super Low RT'. :nenau.


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Upon Googling Super Low RT pretty much the first two images that came up..............

Take your pick I guess?





Maybe you could combine the the two :nenau

Andres
 
Doris said:
I would imagine you mean the "Super Low 1200 T". Are you particularly short in stature?
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Timaloy said:
I'm 5'11".
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I have just booked a test ride purely to enter the competition. I thought I may as well go for one of the full-on jobbies so it is the Ultra Classic. It looked like the biggest and most expensive, but didn't do any research. Am I going to like it?
 
Give me three things in life, that you love first.. Then I'll tell you!
 
MarkShelley said:
I have just booked a test ride purely to enter the competition. I thought I may as well go for one of the full-on jobbies so it is the Ultra Classic. It looked like the biggest and most expensive, but didn't do any research. Am I going to like it?
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Yes, you are going to love it. You will sell all other bikes and buy one. You will start wearing chaps and a 'Sons of Anarchy' back patch. You will join HOG and realise a life long dream that was bubbling away in your subconscious...and that is to be a ROAD-CAPTAIN!!!! You will also put on 4 stone in weight.

You may also want to start thinking about where to place the new howling wolf tattoo you will get.

You will also play the bike stereo too loud at inappropriate moments... mostly 'Eye of the Tiger' and anything by 'REO Speedwagon'.

You will get an uncontrollable urge to put an American flag on your bike.
 
MarkShelley said:
I have just booked a test ride purely to enter the competition. I thought I may as well go for one of the full-on jobbies so it is the Ultra Classic. It looked like the biggest and most expensive, but didn't do any research. Am I going to like it?
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Melch said:
Yes, you are going to love it. You will sell all other bikes and buy one. You will start wearing chaps and a 'Sons of Anarchy' back patch. You will join HOG and realise a life long dream that was bubbling away in your subconscious...and that is to be a ROAD-CAPTAIN!!!! You will also put on 4 stone in weight.

You may also want to start thinking about where to place the new howling wolf tattoo you will get.

You will also play the bike stereo too loud at inappropriate moments... mostly 'Eye of the Tiger' and anything by 'REO Speedwagon'.

You will get an uncontrollable urge to put an American flag on your bike.
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You will also find yourself steaming into corners ( in excess of 17 Mph )
whilst listening to eye of the tiger with pegs and exhausts dragging on the tarmac.
Or completely shitting your pants as you cross the white line into oncoming traffic with everything dragging on the road with no more room for leaning in, or leaving the road via the nearside grass verge and plummeting down into a quarry.
Or falling over the first time you stop and unable to pick the huge lump of steel and chrome off of the deck, standing there like a fucking spack waiting for help picking it up.
It'll be great.

Probably .
 
Or you'll turn up and the dealer will have no idea who you are or why you're there. And the bike you've 'booked' won't be available because it's not part of their demo fleet.
DAMHIK. :blast
 
Timaloy said:
Or you'll turn up and the dealer will have no idea who you are or why you're there. And the bike you've 'booked' won't be available because it's not part of their demo fleet.
DAMHIK. :blast
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I'm betting your one of those fucking mongoloids who thinks E-mailing is the way forward.

Yeah who wouldn't phone the dealer four or five days in advance to be sure .

You must be some sort of fucking spack.

See that over there, thats the fucking door, off you fuck !
 
Timaloy said:
Or you'll turn up and the dealer will have no idea who you are or why you're there. And the bike you've 'booked' won't be available because it's not part of their demo fleet.
DAMHIK. :blast
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I will be a little surprised if that happens as they called me earlier this week and confirmed the bike and date. I also had a missed call from them when I was busy picking up my lad from Uni today. They seem keen :)
 
Timaloy said:
Yip. Can't argue with that. It's a fair point succinctly made.
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Ignore him Timaloy. It's some sort of weird mating ritual thing he has going on with anyone he doesn't immediately recognise. He calms down eventually.
 
Melch said:
Ignore him Timaloy. It's some sort of weird mating ritual thing he has going on with anyone he doesn't immediately recognise. He calms down eventually.
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This has got fuck all to do with you Pinocchio, fuck off back to sticking MDF together with PVA.
 
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