Not waffling. No. definitely not. no waffle content. This shall be short and to the point.......
... there's a point?
Ahem.
My Guzzi, She's called 'Nellie' after the elephant. She has some weird foibles.
One year, mid holiday, in the Cantal region of France, i think, She got a hissy fit.
Decided to disassociate Herself from the electrics. Totally - no idiot lights, no ignition, no starter, no nuffink.
Fiddled with this / shook that / disconnected, stared blankly at / reconnected things / scratched head - even looked at the wiring diagram i bring everywhere with me... as if that would help.

Got frustrated / thumped saddle! ... and the ignition light came back on
Soooo for the rest of the holiday, if (when

) Nellie played up again, my fix was simple; just jump up and down on the saddle and the lights would come back on, the Bike would run.
Although it did make the locals worry a teeny bit when this loon with the dead Bike started jumping up and down on his Bike in the petrol station after it conked out as he's pulling up to a pump. After that i'd find a quiet spot away from witnesses and do it. But this looked even more suspicious if (when

) found out by a passerby

:
Two years (yes two feckin years later!

) i (think, possibly, perhaps, maybe) found the problem....
as we're heading for the ferry back to Ireland AND yes, of course - running out of time to reach it and no, we hadn't been stuck in France for all that time;
there's a connector block at the headstock that can work loose / get gunked up / go all yicky and it carries a neffing big live wire from the ignition switch, among other things - mine had ceased to work 'properly' but functioned on a 'mostly' basis.
THAT seemed to be the source of all this.
BUT the Bike never has actually left me calling the recovery truck - it has always got me there and back again.
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Og.
p.s;
1./ feck is not a swear word.

2./ that connector block - yes, i NOW know it's a common source of grief and mystery symptoms - so to the experts - dont go and say to me now
"i coulda told you to look there"
3./ these new painkillers i'm on - not bad

:
4./ see - i told you i wouldn't waffle.