When the work...

[Uinneag]

Another classic from the Kimmel Kampf

 

[Packer]

Why wid an Englishman use it though... I've met you and heard yer accent.

It's just another word, I quite like it actually. One shouldn't decline to use appropriate words simply because they are colloquialisms from your adopted country

You make Prince Charles sound like a teuchter.

Aww shucks Ronno,you don't have to be so complimentary it's embarrasing. I'll even feel guilty now telling everyone about your nature watch on the verge the other week.

BTW I've just found oot whaur you got yer Username

Go on then, this should be good for a laugh...............

 

[Blackal]

Go on then, this should be good for a laugh...............

Whoosh!...............................

 

[Packer]

Whoosh!...............................

I wis expecting a joke, I didnae ken he'd taken they lang to work it oot, I telt him at GOC07

 

[Deleted account rno]

I wis expecting a joke, I didnae ken he'd taken they lang to work it oot, I telt him at GOC07

Was that a second Whooshing noise?

 

[Packer]

Was that a second Whooshing noise?

Naw, just me breathing out as I put the second foot in mouth

 

[Uinneag]

Was that a second Whooshing noise?

Yip

thick tw@t

 

[cunning fox]

gaun explain it, this'll be a laugh

 

[Uinneag]

Calling HSE

Not a clip on tie when operating machinery no protective clothing, well seeing not a shop floor worker

 

[Uinneag]

gaun explain it, this'll be a laugh

S'pose this is down to me

Right Packer I'll try and explain this as easily as I can

When you and your boyfriend are getting intimate and you stick your Pee pee in his bottom sometimes he may not have been to toilet and the word "Fudge " is used instead of Poo.

Pushing the afformention "Fudge" with your Pee Pee can be an allegory of Packing

Put together it's "Fudge Packer"
Not very pleasant for us non english sorry non homosexuals, but I've tried to put across as plainly and simple as possible for you to understand

Hope this explains this embarrassing episode in your life

 

[Blackal]

and watch out if you're sitting at the bar, and some comes along and offers to "push in your stool"

(canny believe you didn't get the piccies..................)

Al

 

[POG]

S'pose this is down to me

Right Packer I'll try and explain this as easily as I can

When you and your boyfriend are getting intimate and you stick your Pee pee in his bottom sometimes he may not have been to toilet and the word "Fudge " is used instead of Poo.

Pushing the afformention "Fudge" with your Pee Pee can be an allegory of Packing

Put together it's "Fudge Packer"
Not very pleasant for us non english sorry non homosexuals, but I've tried to put across as plainly and simple as possible for you to understand

Hope this explains this embarrassing episode in your life

Guiness flooded keyboard

 

[Blackal]

Your lad isn't called "Billy" is he?

Linky....................

Al

 

[Packer]

Ah, the penny as they say drops. Thanks Johnnie

I (with my back to the wall) to Johnnies superior knowledge of all things relating to Fudge Packing and will take it as gospel that he speaks the truth for a change. Actually he often spouts shite, could this be connected? (I really don't wish to know how he came to accumulate this detailed knowledge.)

I've never thought of myself as having lived a sheltered life but I clearly must have and in this case I think I'm quite happy about that


I'm off for a dram to recover form the shock of learning about dogging and fudge packing in one day!