But Carool nash will pick up the bill.
My standard engine bars have saved me from twice ebing side swiped by cars changing lanes (no, I wasn't filtering).
1. DCW and on inside lane, bumbling along in 2nd with the flow (not wide enough for filtering) and car in lane 2 decides to dash up th einside lane from right beside me. She didn't look and just swung straight into me as I was almost level with the driver. Result - i wobbled and kept the bike up on the grass verge. Her front wing at the door hinge end right back to the rear wing, so both doors and ring wing were stoved right in. Engine bar got the front, tin pannier got the rear.
2, Nearly parked, just putting my feet down and an old chap in his brand new (534 miles new) Yarrus pulled in to park ahead, only he misjudged and scraped right down the side of his car - again crash bars and pannier protected me. Virtually no damage to the bike - crash bar mounting weld sprung (on the opposite side to the impact) and dent in pannier.
I was going to replace them, but decided to weld them up instead! They are going back on as being easy to live with, once you get used to catching your shin on them putting the side stand up/down!
I like the look of Steptoe's but I couldn't get them to fit. When I have a job down London way I'll take the bike in for him to sort it.