Ever had this?

[Carl]

This has happened twice now and yesterday it did it again... Hear a howling... like an alarm sound... speedo is going... from 80 mph to 140 and back

FFS... the 2 problems are clearly related. The speedo is bouncing around from 80 to 140 because you need to be more gentle with your right hand, and the alarm like howling sound is coming from the fuzz behind you.

Now tell me this... how did ya get your 1150 to do 140???

 

[Hay Ewe]

funny thread in the end
its the speedo cable

 

[Cookson]

it shows something- It shows how everyone is so ssooooooo serious.

FFS - Think about it. Think of the persons initial who needs help.
For falcorons sake !!!!!!!
. I did wonder, but i forgot how PC and inward looking everyone is nowdays. Cookson i can understand, he's always a bit slow in thought, but quick to jump the gun

Now tell me ( i do find it funny when people get wound up over things) , why should i change just because your fecked off ?? How does that work.

FFS (friendly fire, sorry)

I struggle to jump anything with my eyesight but thanks for being understanding.

 

[falcoron]

FFS... the 2 problems are clearly related. The speedo is bouncing around from 80 to 140 because you need to be more gentle with your right hand, and the alarm like howling sound is coming from the fuzz behind you.

Now tell me this... how did ya get your 1150 to do 140???

well this is what you do, you first paint the bike white, put nice blueish hids on, wear a white lid and just full throttle it everywhere! cars move over everytime, they think i'm the fuzz!
Even got a cop car to flash and wave at me twice! love it!
Maybe i should keep the howl, (more emergency service sounding)
Ok, up date if anyone interested in the original problem LOL.
Took off speedo last night going home from work. As so many had suggested
even FFS ( fasinatingly factual steptoe) and no noise, OK nice one!
But it did the same with it connected so its intermitant.
put back on this morning coming to work, all was well then noise again but speddo working perfect, no jumping around.
So i can assume that there is indeed 2 problems. Either the cable did not seat properly the first time or refitting it again has somehow fixed the jumping. but the noise is from the poly v belt im sure. Will get cover off tomorrow if dry and check. So pre-emting the result of this inspection i'll hand out rewards
So well done to all who got it right here's your reward;

Here's a wee acknowledgment for all who participated;

This is for the engine bar theory; sorry mate

And here's to you steppers;

GO ON STEPTOE, CHANGE YOUR AVATAR TO THIS.

cheers guy's turned out to be a larf in the end so FFS
( FEEL FREE to SLAG!)

 

[Steptoe]

B.O.L.L.O.X.

All you delicate souls out there, think about it first.

 

[davegs]

Speeeeed

FFS... the 2 problems are clearly related. The speedo is bouncing around from 80 to 140 because you need to be more gentle with your right hand, and the alarm like howling sound is coming from the fuzz behind you.

Now tell me this... how did ya get your 1150 to do 140???

Obviously you havent got a Mandrerine one or you woul;d know about the normal Manderine speed!.
dave ( Optomistic like certain speedos!) GS.

 

[falcoron]

JUST FOUND OUT THAT PICTURE OF THE MEDAL IS FOR PIG RIDING ( I SHIT YOU NOT)
HOW FECKING APPROPRIATE LOL!
MANDARIN PIGS EMMMM?

 

[Packer]

FFS

Falcoron's Feeble Spelling

or

Falcoron Fights Steptoe Odds on that one?

 

[John Armstrong]

JUST FOUND OUT THAT PICTURE OF THE MEDAL IS FOR PIG RIDING ( I SHIT YOU NOT)
HOW FECKING APPROPRIATE LOL!
MANDARIN PIGS EMMMM?

I'm more amazed that someone willing admits to riding a yellow bike

 

[DrFarkoff]

JUST FOUND OUT THAT PICTURE OF THE MEDAL IS FOR PIG RIDING ( I SHIT YOU NOT)
HOW FECKING APPROPRIATE LOL!
MANDARIN PIGS EMMMM?

Well You need a Cow riding medal !!

The GS = Gelände Strasse is affectionately known as the Gummi~Kuh in Germany or

"The Rubber Cow!"

Aren't I glad mines a GR

 

[falcoron]

I'm more amazed that someone willing admits to riding a yellow bike

Here we go!
Its not yellow its mandarine

 

[falcoron]

Well You need a Cow riding medal !!

The GS = Gelände Strasse is affectionately known as the Gummi~Kuh in Germany or

"The Rubber Cow!"

Aren't I glad mines a GR

IN THAT CASE THEN HERE'S DAVEGS'S BIKE THEN

LOOKS FAST AS FECK TO ME!

 

[davegs]

Manderine

Colours almost right but not dirty enough and no damage to crash bars and
no trace of a dead dog!.
dave gs.

 

[falcoron]

Colours almost right but not dirty enough and no damage to crash bars and
no trace of a dead dog!.
dave gs.

OH MY GOD!
just did a search for some piccies for a witty reply to the above and typed in
DIRTY COW WITH DOG. JEEZ SOME SICKOS OUT THERE!

 

[Cookson]

Well You need a Cow riding medal !!

The GS = Gelände Strasse is affectionately known as the Gummi~Kuh in Germany or

"The Rubber Cow!"

Aren't I glad mines a GR

FFS I thought you were "Feedingus Fantasy Stories"

So I did a search, there's a forum for them.

http://rubbercow.com/index.html

 

[davegs]

Manderin

I thought that it was a duck! I see now it is a cow, been driving me quackers
all day.
dave (ffs)gs.

 

[falcoron]

I thought that it was a duck! I see now it is a cow, been driving me quackers
all day.
dave (ffs)gs.

its ok Dave, its the glare off the yellow tank, black smoothrite will sort