Off to Shagaloven ...

[Snoopy]

Couple hours till the flight. Thu to Mon on a stag do.

Will I or wont I?....
Will I come back with knob rot?...

 

[Mr K]

Will you come back?

Have you modified the aeroplane in anyway?

Enjoy!

 

[Mort]

Have you modified the aeroplane in anyway?

Now that would be an adventure

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Couple hours till the flight. Thu to Mon on a stag do.


Will I come back with knob rot?...

You may well do if you insist on going to a place called:

Shag a love-in

But enjoy yourself anyway

 

[Glyno]

Will I come back with knob rot?...



Well if the pissed up thronging masses of ladies (hens) arriving at Alicante this morning are anything to go by,then possibly yes
Enjoy your break wherever it is youre going

 

[loueye]

do you get the same deseases when you sleep with other men

 

[Mort]

do you get the same deseases when you sleep with other men

I'm not sure, I think they may get special ones

But thanks for confirming my suspicions

 

[Madasaboxoffrogs]

Couple hours till the flight. Thu to Mon on a stag do.

Will I or wont I?....
Will I come back with knob rot?...

aloven? is that some kind of sheep?

Watch out for the RAM approaching from the rear

Probable sequence of events as follows:-

Come n get it girls

Yee ha

More yee ha

Vision of lovlyness(beer goggles)


Look at me

Getting a grip n feel

summat wrong

onyackmeat n 2 veg

bugga

Next please



enjoy but remember

 

[Snoopy]

The whole 4 days was the most intense drinking session of my life. I've had minimal sleep, like 1.5hrs in last 48hrs and I look like a zombie. Highlights included a club called BCM which was massive and had a huge water party it was freaking amazing! I've never been in anything like it.

Surrounded by 19yr olds at the hotel who insisted on going topless at every opportunity. Filthy girls. Of all the shagging going on no-one I spoke to was jonnying up. Scary stuff. Two of them started fingering each other in the main town square. I can't make this shit up.

I didn't roger anyone but I did swap a piggyback back to the hotel for a blowjob and me & mate scored (or "converted") with two lesbians ending up on the beach at 5AM.

Usually drank vodka red-bull from these massive cylinders costing 50 euro each or in some cases pints of the stuff. Most bars did free shots with pints. Eleven mates off our heads for four days. Brilliant!

I've caught flu on the last day. Time to hit the sack for 12hrs.....

 

[Fanum]

The whole 4 days was the most intense drinking session of my life. I've had minimal sleep, like 1.5hrs in last 48hrs and I look like a zombie. Highlights included a club called BCM which was massive and had a huge water party it was freaking amazing! I've never been in anything like it.

Surrounded by 19yr olds at the hotel who insisted on going topless at every opportunity. Filthy girls. Of all the shagging going on no-one I spoke to was jonnying up. Scary stuff. Two of them started fingering each other in the main town square. I can't make this shit up.

I didn't roger anyone but I did swap a piggyback back to the hotel for a blowjob and me & mate scored (or "converted") with two lesbians ending up on the beach at 5AM.

Usually drank vodka red-bull from these massive cylinders costing 50 euro each or in some cases pints of the stuff. Most bars did free shots with pints. Eleven mates off our heads for four days. Brilliant!

I've caught flu on the last day. Time to hit the sack for 12hrs.....

Who gave you the piggyback?

 

[Buz]

By the sounds of it that will be swine flu

 

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Who gave you the piggyback?

Boom Tish <img src="http://www.mindspring.com/~boycekb/images/Smilies/RimShot.gif" alt="Drummer - Rimshot" />

 

[Snoopy]

she was one of the 19yr olds from the hotel who came across a bit more sensible than the others. Thought I'd chance it I had to at least do something sexual