Square or Round

[Pukmeister]

Buy a cheap car. The tyres will "square off" but you needn't worry yourself, car tyres are meant to be like that.

Or you could accept the inevitable and buy bike tyres if and when they need replacing.

 

[Chapperz]

Hilarious

Sorry all. Couldn`t resist it. To all of you that thought I was being serious, the replies were hilarious. Hope it put a smile on everyones face. Thought we could all do with a lift this month., however, with it being the 1200 section, some people probably thought nothing of it

 

[(RIP) Johno23]

Sorry all. Couldn`t resist it. To all of you that thought I was being serious, the replies were hilarious. Hope it put a smile on everyones face. Thought we could all do with a lift this month., however, with it being the 1200 section, some people probably thought nothing of it

I don't think your going to get away with that

 

[(RIP) DitchWater]

Sorry all. Couldn`t resist it. To all of you that thought I was being serious, the replies were hilarious. Hope it put a smile on everyones face. Thought we could all do with a lift this month., however, with it being the 1200 section, some people probably thought nothing of it

Do another cutting Fuel thread then please or a whimsical sketch on the dilemmas of deciding whether or not to use a Scottoiler now that you've got the audience's attention.

 

[motomotion]

Leave the bike in the garage and get a train. Definitely won't square the tyres off.....

 

[snerkler]

Sorry all. Couldn`t resist it. To all of you that thought I was being serious, the replies were hilarious. Hope it put a smile on everyones face. Thought we could all do with a lift this month., however, with it being the 1200 section, some people probably thought nothing of it

Nice save

 

[Chapperz]

Do another cutting Fuel thread then please or a whimsical sketch on the dilemmas of deciding whether or not to use a Scottoiler now that you've got the audience's attention.

OUCH

 

[John Armstrong]

Sorry all. Couldn`t resist it. To all of you that thought I was being serious, the replies were hilarious. Hope it put a smile on everyones face. Thought we could all do with a lift this month., however, with it being the 1200 section, some people probably thought nothing of it

Be a shame if you have a real question, and you got flack for it

 

[Chapperz]

Be a shame if you have a real question, and you got flack for it

Ok guys, I`ll come clean. Yeah, it was a genuine question & I tried to turn it into a joke due to the majority of negative comments However, I have since spoke a dealer who said that if using the bike for mainly motorway use, I will `FLATTEN` the round profile of the rear tyre. Hence the `Square off` comment on my original posting. Thanks though to those of you who gave some genuine feedback

 

[snerkler]

Ok guys, I`ll come clean. Yeah, it was a genuine question & I tried to turn it into a joke due to the majority of negative comments However, I have since spoke a dealer who said that if using the bike for mainly motorway use, I will `FLATTEN` the round profile of the rear tyre. Hence the `Square off` comment on my original posting. Thanks though to those of you who gave some genuine feedback

Yes we knew what you meant by squared off

Anyway, you got the answer in the end

 

[oldnfat]

Ok guys, I`ll come clean. Yeah, it was a genuine question & I tried to turn it into a joke due to the majority of negative comments However, I have since spoke a dealer who said that if using the bike for mainly motorway use, I will `FLATTEN` the round profile of the rear tyre. Hence the `Square off` comment on my original posting. Thanks though to those of you who gave some genuine feedback [/QUOTE

Somebody have a word!

 

[Simon_h]

Your tyres won't wear if you don't use 6th gear

it has a 6th gear?

 

[Benjamin M]

it has a 6th gear?

What's a gear?

 

[Big Bird]

However, I have since spoke a dealer who said that if using the bike for mainly motorway use, I will `FLATTEN` the round profile of the rear tyre. Hence the `Square off` comment on my original posting. Thanks though to those of you who gave some genuine feedback

Wow, thats a relief, I was wondering how a square tyre would stay on a round wheel

If they do start to squre off, give them a squeeze on the sides, that should do the trick

 

[rodders]

What's a gear?

it's what you wear when wearing your tyres out

 

[rodders]

that's the reason the GS has a long suspension because when you square those tyres off >>>>>>

 

[Simon_h]

If they do start to squre off, give them a squeeze on the sides, that should do the trick

wouldn't it be better to hit the sides with a hammer?

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Ok guys, I`ll come clean. Yeah, it was a genuine question & I tried to turn it into a joke

we know

I have since spoke a dealer

who now thinks you are a biker GOD

I will `FLATTEN` the round profile of the rear tyre.

which anyone with either an ounce of sense or experience would have known

 

[snerkler]

wouldn't it be better to hit the sides with a hammer?

No, you have to use a special 'squeezing' technique using only the thumb and forefinger of your left hand, standing on the right side of you bike

 

[Big Bird]

wouldn't it be better to hit the sides with a hammer?

Thats just daft............you'd end up with square sides