Well .....
I have spent all day in (driving) a Seat Cupra R hot hatch. (265 BHP).
What a pain in the arse

and it made me think fondly of this thread.
And it was a pain in the arse, because
there was only one mode - mental.
The revs kicked in like a two stroke, the gearing was very short (great for acceleration but no lazy long gears) and it was sprung like a roller-skate. Great fun for an hour; a quick overtake?? Bang - dispatched in the blink of an eye, nothing on the motorway junction roundabout? Screeeeech all the way around it - wow, handles like a dream .... but after a while ....

Feck me it became tedious. Every where I went the motor was like a animal the Muppet show drummer, there was simply nothing calm and quiet about this car.
Your new GS has all that at hand in its dynamic mode. And for those occasions that you
do want to go a bit mental, have that razor sharp throttle, be a bit of a hooligan, scratch it with yer mates and pop the front up coming out of a roundabout ... you've got it
But Unlike the Cupra, you can pick and choose yer style too
So JB says that if he bought this bike, he'd ride it in rain mode all the time. (snigger

). Well to be fair to him, and all joking aside - that to me
is the beauty of the 'pointless electronics' on this bike. We can all buy the same bike, and morph it how we want; from nutter bastard with all the safety on to cruising old timer (thats you JB) to nutter bastard with all the traction control / anti wheelie stuff turned off. The choice is all yours.
Many months ago I was having a long chat with my local Honda dealer who was singing the praises of the beautifully engineered VFR1200. He was (politely) bashing the Multistrada (which had then not long been out) saying that fancy electronics were a one trick wonder - you'd use it for 48 hours, and then settle into one mode and never touch it again. This he argued, didn't trump good old fashioned engine engineering. Well, yeah.. I know what he's saying about a bloody well engineered motor (that the VF1200 is..), and when it comes to things like Gixxer thousands, I completely agree with him - Why the feck have three different mapping modes on a bike like that? If it's wet than I completely agree with Flip - it's all about throttle control in yer right wrist. But with
this bike - a bike that's branded and universally accepted as being a bit of an all rounder, different modes make absolute sense.
If I want Seat Cupra mode, I've got it. If I want wheelie mode, I'll turn off the TCS, and if I want Fanum's 'something missing' mode, (the very 'can't put it into words' thing that you old skool boys are banging on about), I can still have that too - rain mode ain't to ridiculed at on this bike. On a gixxer, yes - bloody stupid. But here? Rename 'rain' mode as 'traditional' mode, 'je ne sais quoi' mode, 'something missing' mode.
Come on .... We've got a bike for every body here haven't we ..
And better still, we've got a bike for every mood too.
Sigh ... right ... It's six O'clock ... time for a large Gin ....
