Guid Tae Be Back

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I hope that naebody ca'd Johnny an Oonyaki when I was awa'...

 

[Uinneag]

Whit ye been awa somewhaur

Naebdae noticed

 

[Hebby]

Whit ye been awa somewhaur

Naebdae noticed

Ye wir pinin ya cnut. Whit's goan on ?

 

[Uinneag]

Ye wir pinin ya cnut. Whit's goan on ?

Guess who's gonnie leave a big stinky fart in yir motor ramorra

Ye better get yir carer tae get ye up an dressed early as a need tae be hame fur 11

 

[Hebby]

Guess who's gonnie leave a big stinky fart in yir motor ramorra

Ye better get yir carer tae get ye up an dressed early as a need tae be hame fur 11

Bet ye'll charge fur that a aw. Whit time you appearin ?

 

[Hebby]

Guess who's gonnie leave a big stinky fart in yir motor ramorra

Ye better get yir carer tae get ye up an dressed early as a need tae be hame fur 11

Ye'll nae doot hae to be back fur the ironin......an hooverin

 

[Uinneag]

Be wi ye fur just efter 9

Ave a planting tae go tae if ye must ken ya nosey ****